The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/12/07
Season 3 • 02/12/2007
Did the Pentagon manipulate intelligence in Iraq? Maybe. But let's give it a second chance in Iran.
Stephen for President - A SignThe Colbert ReportS3
In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
Chris HedgesThe Colbert ReportS3
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch TrialsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
Space MadnessThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen defends Lisa Nowak, not so much for confronting her romantic rival, but for wearing a diaper -- plenty of busy professionals, like Bill Gates, wear diapers.
Intro - 2/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
Debra DickersonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
Tip/Wag - John HowardThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
Michael OppenheimerThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Amitabh BachchanThe Colbert ReportS3
This week's Alpha Dog is Bollywood film star Amitabh Bachchan, who survived a camel kick to the head due to an indestructible turban.
The Word - InappropriateThe Colbert ReportS3
An investigator called Douglas Feith's manipulation of intelligence "inappropriate." Stephen thinks that's a compliment.
Intro - 2/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Eight-Child PolicyThe Colbert ReportS3
China is on the rise, and to maintain supremacy, America's going to have to breed like Mormon squirrels.
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the PulseThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs, games, families and bootleg DVDs.
Sheryl WuDunnThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
The Word - Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - FrenemyThe Colbert ReportS3
China is surpassing us everywhere, including in coal consumption, military personnel and executions -- because Texas can't do it alone.
Lance ArmstrongThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Lance Armstrong if "Livestrong" isn't a little weak compared to "Livestronger" or "Livestrongest."
Safe Sex for Senior CitizensThe Colbert ReportS3
A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day.
The Word - Bad MedicineThe Colbert ReportS3
It used to be easy to scare teens into not having sex by saying things like, "It's a sin," "You could have a baby," or "Your parents do it."
Sport Report - Westminster Kennel Club Dog ShowThe Colbert ReportS3
It's the time of the year when the real sports -- like the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show -- finally get their share of the spotlight.
Stephen Protects Valentine's DayThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen knows there's no better time to protect the sanctity of marriage than Valentine's Day, so he presents a montage of some of New York's most loving couples.
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