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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Election in Verse
Season 13 • 12/02/2008
Jon rhymes about the presidential election.
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03:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Mumbai Tragedy
John Oliver explains that when you're a bankrupt ideology pursuing a bankrupt strategy, the only move you've got is the dick one.
12/01/2008
00:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Intro - Thanksgiving Football and Genocide
Hopefully, this Thanksgiving, you watched some football and reflected on the genocide of the Native American people.
12/01/2008
02:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Black Friday Deaths
This year's Black Friday showed a three percent increase in retail sales and a death toll of three.
12/01/2008
04:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Jon Stewart Touches Kids - Plaxico Burress
Plaxico Burress shoots himself in one of the two legs he needs to be the star wide receiver for the New York Giants.
12/01/2008
05:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway's New Year's resolution is to become a train wreck.
12/01/2008
04:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Indecision 2008 - Chambliss vs. Martin
It'll be hard for Saxby Chambliss to lose unless he does something regrettable, like if he publicly forgets his granddaughter has hit puberty.
12/02/2008
03:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Obama/Clinton Sarcasm
Rob Riggle proves that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton had nothing but praise for each other during the primaries.
12/02/2008
06:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Calvin Trillin
Calvin Trillin shares some of the poems from his epic "Deciding the Next Decider."
12/02/2008
05:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Team America
Before the Obama-Clinton team gets to fixing the world, they have to address his criticism of her foreign policy experience in the primaries.
12/02/2008
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Moment of Zen - Troops Make Room for Bush
Returning troops reluctantly make room for President Bush to stand between them.
12/02/2008
00:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Intro - Election in Verse
Jon comes up with his own rhyme about the presidential election.
12/02/2008
06:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
End Times Countdown - Bush Exit Interviews
Charlie Gibson asks George W. Bush about his presidential "uh-oh moments."
12/03/2008
01:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Planned Parenthood Gift Cards
Jon already has his Christmas shopping done thanks to Planned Parenthood gift certificates.
12/03/2008
06:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington describes blogging as a first draft of history.
12/03/2008
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Moment of Zen - Bush's Campaign for Change
The only time George W. Bush didn't campaign for change was when he was running for re-election.
12/03/2008
04:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Lame Duck Presidency
John Hodgman informs Jon that both he and President Bush are lame ducks.
12/03/2008
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Intro - The Huffington Post
Arianna Huffington is the editor in chief of the Huffington Post -- nepotism.
12/03/2008
02:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Autoerotic Explanation
Wall Street lost $7 trillion without selling anything -- at least when Detroit loses money, we get cars.
12/04/2008
00:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Intro - Frank Langella's Looks
Jon wants Ron Howard to tell him if Frank Langella smells as good as he looks.
12/04/2008
06:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Ron Howard
Ron Howard and Jon talk about quirky Richard Nixon.
12/04/2008
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S13
Moment of Zen - No Assurances
Gene Dodaro can't provide assurance that a $34 billion bailout will fix the auto industry.
12/04/2008
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