Season 7 E 9 • 10/29/2003
Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.
South ParkS7 E8Metro Pride Parade
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
South ParkS7 E9Not A Big Deal
An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
South ParkS7 E9Pleasing Jesus
Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
South ParkS7 E9Myrrh Album
At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
South ParkS7 E9First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
South ParkS7 E9180 Million Fans
Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
South ParkS7 E9FBI
When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
South ParkS7 E9Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
South ParkS7 E9Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
South ParkS7 E9Not A Big Deal 2
The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
South ParkS7 E9Christ Fest
Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
South ParkS7 E9Faith Plus One
Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
South ParkS7 E9Metallica Joins the Strike
The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
South ParkS7 E9Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop
The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
South ParkS7 E10The Revolution
South Park's elderly take over control of the town with the help of Bill Stewart and the American Association of Retired Persons.
South ParkS7 E10Memorial Service
An elderly driver mows down more people at a memorial service for nine citizens who were mowed down by another elderly driver at a farmer's market.
South ParkS7 E10Wrong Turn
A senior citizen couple takes a wrong turn en route to the Country Kitchen Buffet and land atop a fisherman, killing him instantly. The incident is reported on News 4 that night.
South ParkS7 E10Elderly Meeting
Grandpa Marsh leads a meeting of the elderly, but they have trouble remembering what they called the meeting for.
South ParkS7 E10Get Off The Streets!
Randy realizes that all the old people in South Park will be on the road at the same time, tears through town to warn everyone, and discovers that the boys are playing street hockey.
South ParkS7 E10Crazy Old Drivers
The elderly drive through town erratically and chase Randy and the boys through a house.
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