The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
Season 3 • 06/04/2007
This district contains Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs, and the first ever McDonald's.
The Colbert ReportS3 Fleet Week
The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 5/24/07
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul Grijalva
Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Big Loud Flag
Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
The Colbert ReportS3 Uneventful Vacation
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
The Colbert ReportS3 Leon Botstein
Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask
Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
The Colbert ReportS3 Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jan Schakowsky
Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/4/07
In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jessica Valenti
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
The Colbert ReportS3 The God Machine?
The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
The Colbert ReportS3 When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
The Colbert ReportS3 Yahoo Korea - Rain
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
The Colbert ReportS3 You've Been Scootered!
Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Mission Control
NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/5/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
The Colbert ReportS3 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
The Colbert ReportS3 Carl Bernstein
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
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