The Colbert Report
Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
Season 2 • 04/17/2006
We now know that earthquakes are caused by extremely powerful drum circles.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Nazis
There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Spring Break
Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/6/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
The Colbert ReportS2 Markos Moulitsas
Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/17/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
The Colbert ReportS2 On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses
German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
The Colbert ReportS2 Dime Boycott
Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
The Colbert ReportS2 Reza Aslan
Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
The Colbert ReportS2 Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer Prize
Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/18/06
In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir
You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
The Colbert ReportS2 Baby Monitor
Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Jr. Hatches!
Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Pooh
A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
The Colbert ReportS2 Anthony Romero
Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
The Colbert ReportS2 Caitlin Flanagan
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
The Colbert ReportS2 Global Warming TV
Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
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