Crank YankersS1 Helen's Cookies
Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
Crank YankersS1 OCD Ken's Date
While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
Crank YankersS1 Hadassah Calls From Waste Management
Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
Crank YankersS1 Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies
Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
Crank YankersS1 Birchum Gets an Estimate
Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
Crank YankersS2 E1Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife
To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
Crank YankersS2 E1Special Ed Calls a Music Store
In an attempt to find a special record, Special Ed sings his favorite song to a record store clerk.
Crank YankersS2 E1Kevin and Katie Call to Confess
A father prompts his children to confess to stealing a brush and sticking a bar of soap in an unusual location.
Crank YankersS2 E2Barnyard Noises
A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
Crank YankersS2 E2Karate for Spoonie
Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
Crank YankersS2 E2Gladys's Video Mix-Up
Gladys is shocked to find out that she inadvertently rented an X-rated film for her son's birthday day.
Crank YankersS2 E3Kevin Needs Help with His Homework
The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
Crank YankersS2 E3Ken Calls a Phone Sex Line
Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
Crank YankersS2 E3Special Ed Wants to See a Movie
Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
Crank YankersS2 E4George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some Concerns
A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
Crank YankersS2 E4Cammie Wants a Delivery
Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
Crank YankersS2 E4Terrence Plans an Outing
A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
Crank YankersS2 E5Car Accident
A man becomes enraged after receiving a mysterious phone call from a stranger accusing his son of being a teenage maniac.
Crank YankersS2 E5Chip's House
While on the phone with a building supply store employee, Chip warns her not to be mean or racist.
Crank YankersS2 E5Niles Calls a Portrait Studio
Niles seeks the perfect photographer to take his portrait, but he has some very specific ideas.