WATCH YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY CENTRAL SHOWS
TRY PARAMOUNT+ FOR FREE
Home
Shows
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Broad City
Comedy Central Roasts
The Daily Show
Digman!
RENO 911!
South Park
Star Trek: very Short Treks
ALL SHOWS
Full Episodes
Pluto TV
TV Schedule
Live TV
Stand-Up
Shows & Specials
SiriusXM Radio
Digital Originals
Original Movies
A Clüsterfünke Christmas
Cursed Friends
Hot Mess Holiday
Office Race
Out Of Office
Reno 911!: It's A Wonderful Heist
All Movies
Shop
MIKE JUDGE'S BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD SHOP
DRUNK HISTORY SHOP
South Park Shop
WORKAHOLICS SHOP
Comedy Central Shop
South Park
Menu
Episodes & Videos
About
South Park
Mascot Nominations
Season 8 E 8 • 10/27/2004
South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.
More
Watching
01:21
The O'Reilly Factor
South Park
S8 E7
Darryl, a white trash conservative, butts heads with a hippie liberal on "The O'Reilly Factor" about the fairness of employing people from the future in the present.
04/28/2004
01:13
The Sad Girl Puts Balls In Her Mouth
South Park
S8 E7
The school board has mandated that class be taught in both present day English and Futurespeak, which upsets Stan.
04/28/2004
01:41
Stop the Future
South Park
S8 E7
With no help from the government, Union workers plan to devise a way to stop the future from happening in order to save their jobs from the Goobacks.
04/28/2004
01:33
Gay For America
South Park
S8 E7
The present day workers figure if they can get everyone in the present to turn gay, nobody will have any children, and then the future will never happen.
04/28/2004
01:01
Randy Gets Replaced
South Park
S8 E7
While Stan is grounded for using timecist slurs, Randy is replaced by an immigrant from the future.
04/28/2004
02:01
Giant Douches, Me and You!
South Park
S8 E8
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
10/27/2004
02:16
A Parody Slant to the Satire
South Park
S8 E8
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
10/27/2004
02:12
Vote or Die
South Park
S8 E8
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
10/27/2004
02:51
Kill Me
South Park
S8 E8
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
10/27/2004
01:09
Pep Rally With PETA
South Park
S8 E8
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
10/27/2004
01:09
Mascot Nominations
South Park
S8 E8
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
10/27/2004
01:04
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
South Park
S8 E8
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
10/27/2004
01:52
Banishment
South Park
S8 E8
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
10/27/2004
01:31
On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
South Park
S8 E8
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
10/27/2004
01:28
Debate 2004
South Park
S8 E8
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
10/27/2004
01:38
Puff Daddy Kills PETA
South Park
S8 E8
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
10/27/2004
01:41
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
South Park
S8 E8
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
10/27/2004
02:31
Wall Mart Opens
South Park
S8 E9
Wall Mart makes its grand opening in South Park and the townspeople can't wait to shop in their new, equal-opportunity, bargain-filled superstore.
11/03/2004
02:13
Victims of Wall-Mart
South Park
S8 E9
Wall Mart is putting every other shop out of business and Main Street is a ghost town. Stan's Dad falls victim to the lure of low, low prices.
11/03/2004
03:48
Wall Mart Implodes
South Park
S8 E9
Kyle and Stan seek out the heart of Wall Mart, and discover that the true force behind bargain stores is the consumer. They break the mirror and Wall-Mart implodes.
11/03/2004
01:19
All Are Welcome
South Park
S8 E9
The Marsh family is happy with their Wall Mart purchases, but Randy is drawn to further bargains in the middle of the night.
11/03/2004
You may also like
5 Videos
Trailer
01:49
"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park
Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South Park
S26
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short Treks
S1
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022