The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 12/11/2006
Stephen had no idea Rosie O'Donnell spoke fake Chinese.
David GregoryThe Colbert ReportS2
NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS2
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
Green Screen Challenge - Counter ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
Alpha Dog of the Week - John BoltonThe Colbert ReportS2
No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
Jack KingstonThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
Intro - 12/11/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen questions Congress' five-day work week, and discusses the biggest threats in this year's war on Christmas.
The White Christmas AlbumThe Colbert ReportS2
Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols.
Peter SingerThe Colbert ReportS2
"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
Got Your BackThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
ThreatDown - Christmas StyleThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
Defending RosieThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy SchoolThe Colbert ReportS2
Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-DownThe Colbert ReportS2
With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
Augusto Pinochet's CoupThe Colbert ReportS2
Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral.
Dan SavageThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Merriam-Webster's Word of the YearThe Colbert ReportS2
Despite criticism during the first ever episode of The Colbert Report, Merriam-Webster's dictionary is making "Truthiness" its Word of the Year for 2006.
Shout Out! - Beef Hammer FlagThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives a shout out to two soldiers stationed in Afghanistan who sent him an American flag flown during Mission Beef Hammer.
Intro - 12/12/06The Colbert ReportS2
America moves on from the Iraq Study Group report, Better Know a District returns, and Stephen advises gay sex columnist Dan Savage.
The Word - Casualty of WarThe Colbert ReportS2
The Iraq Study Group report stated that there is underreporting of violence in Iraq. Stephen wants to know, if we're underreporting it, why are we still reporting it so high?
Stephen Jr.'s Christmas MiracleThe Colbert ReportS2
Despite a solar power snafu, Stephen Jr. has been located -- unfortunately in Canada.
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