The Colbert Report
America's Pot-astrophe - Nick Gillespie
Season 9 • 04/11/2013
Nick Gillespie explains why the law shouldn't treat marijuana any differently than beer.
Anthony Weiner's ComebackThe Colbert ReportS9
After withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his penis, ex-congressman Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in.
Navy Laser TechnologyThe Colbert ReportS9
America now has a laser canon that can do anything from scorch a fast-attack boat to dazzle the enemy with a nonlethal burst.
Shane SmithThe Colbert ReportS9
VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
Sign Off - Laser TagThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen blasts America's enemies with dollar lasers.
Tip/Wag - Gun Edition - United Nations, Senate Republicans & Video GamesThe Colbert ReportS9
The NRA lobbies against a U.S.-backed gun treaty, Senate Republicans fail to filibuster background checks, and Democrat Joe Manchin blames video games for gun violence.
NASA LassoThe Colbert ReportS9
Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
Cass SunsteinThe Colbert ReportS9
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
Times Square Mascots BanThe Colbert ReportS9
A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
America's Pot-astropheThe Colbert ReportS9
Stoners will soon demand the civil right to marry their Mary Jane, and Republicans surrender their values for the youth vote.
America's Pot-astrophe - Nick GillespieThe Colbert ReportS9
Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet MemesThe Colbert ReportS9
Scientists predict a plague, Canada makes the world's most passionate cereal, and the NRCC redesigns its website.
Intro - 4/16/13The Colbert ReportS9
What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
Rollie EggmasterThe Colbert ReportS9
One product provides an answer to the question, "How can I make my breakfast fit more snugly into my colon?"
Caroline KennedyThe Colbert ReportS9
"Poems to Learn by Heart" author Caroline Kennedy encourages people to steal her book with their minds.
Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing SuspectsThe Colbert ReportS9
Someone tries to poison Obama, and a major breakthrough occurs in the reporting of all the things people don't know yet about the Boston bombings.
Bitcoin Plunge - Adam DavidsonThe Colbert ReportS9
The host of NPR's "Planet Money" describes what shady people do with bitcoins.
Alan CummingThe Colbert ReportS9
Alan Cumming discusses Broadway's production of "Macbeth," set in a psychiatric unit.
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