The Colbert Report

Belgians Buy Budweiser

Season 4 • 07/14/2008

We cannot let a bunch of Belgians take America's beer.

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Stephen packs Sweetness for their romantic trip to Washington, DC.
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Steve Pelkey is a hero fighting for our constitutional rights to keep and bear cherry bombs.
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There's an upside to the gas crisis -- it's a great time to be an oil conglomerate.
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Robert Wexler

Stephen asks Congressman Robert Wexler to say some things about his constituents since they're asleep.
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Stephen and Sweetness

The Supreme Court overturns Washington, DC's ban on handguns. Finally, Stephen and Sweetness can be together.
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One Last Sip

Stephen takes a sip of his Budweiser.
07/14/2008
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Daniel C. Esty

Daniel C. Esty believes the free market can solve the environmental problem. Stephen's been saying that for years.
07/14/2008
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The Word - Priceless

A human life is 6.9 million dollars. Gaming the system to protect industry from safety regulations: priceless.
07/14/2008
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Intro - 7/14/08

The cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable.
07/14/2008
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Barack Obama's Church Search - Lama Surya Das

Stephen asks Lama Surya Das if it would be hard for Barack Obama to convert from a secret Muslim to a Buddhist.
07/14/2008
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Belgians Buy Budweiser

Since Stephen heard Anheuser-Busch sold itself to a Belgian brewer, he's been drinking non-stop before those waffle humpers change the formula.
07/14/2008
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Jason Riley

Stephen asks Jason Riley if he's afraid a Mexican will take over his job on the editorial board of The Wall Street Journal.
07/15/2008
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Difference Makers - Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole.
07/15/2008
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The New Yorker Cover

Stephen thinks The New Yorker cover of Barack Obama dressed like a Muslim terrorist fist bumping his wife is funny, because it's true.
07/15/2008
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Intro - 7/15/08

Is Venezuela becoming such a grave threat that we're going to have to learn how to spell it?
07/15/2008
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Julia E. Sweig

As South America becomes more independent and powerful, Stephen asks Julia E. Sweig if we have to start caring about soccer.
07/15/2008
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The Word - Placebo

We want to believe that the nothing President Bush is offering is the something we've all been waiting for.
07/16/2008
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Alpha Dog of the Week - George W. Bush

President Bush has been forced to do a terrible job of pretending to care what people think of him, but not anymore.
07/16/2008
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Rush is Here

Jimmy is so excited about Rush's appearance that he replaces Stephen's theme song.
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Intro - 7/16/08

Is offshore drilling the solution to the oil shortage? It is definitely the solution to our whale surplus.
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Elizabeth Edwards

Stephen tells Elizabeth Edwards we already have universal health care. It's called prayer.
07/17/2008
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