The Colbert Report
Stephen Challenges Shani Davis - Katherine Reutter
Season 5 • 12/14/2009
Stephen autographs Katherine Reutter's thigh so she can skate faster.
The Word - Grand Old PurityThe Colbert ReportS5
The GOP must put moderate Republicans in situations that reveal their true beliefs, like in the movie "Saw."
Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team TryoutsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to be part of the U.S. bobsledding team, which is comprised of one driver, one brakeman and two human airbags.
Lara LoganThe Colbert ReportS5
Lara Logan weighs in on Obama's complex plan in Afghanistan and explains why Osama bin Laden hasn't been captured.
Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts - Team Night TrainThe Colbert ReportS5
The members of Team Night Train teach Stephen how to push and ride his way to glory.
Obama's Nobel Prize Speech & AfghandylandThe Colbert ReportS5
President Obama accepts his Nobel Peace Prize at a pancake breakfast, and Stephen plays the home version of the Afghan war.
Snoop DoggThe Colbert ReportS5
Snoop Dogg works on his acting skills by reading a soap opera script with Stephen.
Stephen Challenges Shani DavisThe Colbert ReportS5
If Shani Davis beats Stephen in a speedskating race, he'll get an autographed copy of his Sports Illustrated cover.
Intro - 12/14/09The Colbert ReportS5
Obama deserves the Nobel Prize as much as the guy who invented dynamite, and Snoop Dogg brings Stephen some frankincense.
President Obama - The Colbert InterviewThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
Stephen Challenges Shani Davis - Katherine ReutterThe Colbert ReportS5
Katherine Reutter wants Stephen to autograph her thigh so she can skate faster.
Intro - 12/15/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & SheepThe Colbert ReportS5
John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
Alicia KeysThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
For He's a Jowly Good FellowThe Colbert ReportS5
It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas TreeThe Colbert ReportS5
Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
Accenture Drops Tiger WoodsThe Colbert ReportS5
Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
Better Know a Stephen - Stephen KingThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
Tom BrokawThe Colbert ReportS5
Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
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