The Colbert Report
History Channel's "The Bible"
Season 9 • 03/25/2013
Mark Burnett and Roma Downey produce a five-part Christian miniseries, but their Jesus is too hot.
The Colbert ReportS9 Thought for Food - Bloomberg & The Nacho Bliss Point
Michael Bloomberg bans two-liter sodas from pizza deliveries, and the Nacho Industrial Complex discovers flavor combinations that create the greatest amount of crave.
The Colbert ReportS9 Voting Rights Act
Thanks to Alabama, the law that banned the silencing of African Americans is finally coming before the Supreme Court.
The Colbert ReportS9 Brendan O'Connell
The contemporary artist explains why he paints Jif jars and classic American blondes shopping in Wal-Mart.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Bachelor
What girl wouldn't want to be with an eligible hunk who has a successful career as a contestant from last season's "Bachelorette?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Land of Romance
Stephen signs off with a glass of Chardonnay and a rose.
The Colbert ReportS9 North Korea's Armistice Breach & "We Are the World" Propaganda Video
North Korea threatens to end its 60-year ceasefire with South Korea, and the world's most disturbing karaoke video foreshadows a nuclear attack on New York.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "The Bible"
Stephen reads through "A Story of God and All of Us: A Novel Based on the Epic TV Miniseries 'The Bible.'"
The Colbert ReportS9 Junot Diaz
The MacArthur Fellow discusses path to citizenship, education for undocumented immigrants and the "Superman Question."
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove Memorial Conference Room
A nonprofit salutes Stephen's dearly digested friend, Ham Rove, and Stephen gives tips to avoid any confusion between Karl Rove and Ham Rove at Easter dinner.
The Colbert ReportS9 Election of Pope Francis
There is no more thrilling TV than live footage of the Vatican chimney, and Argentina's Jorge Bergoglio becomes the first pope named after St. Francis of Assisi.
The Colbert ReportS9 History Channel's "The Bible"
Former "Touched by an Angel" star Roma Downey plays the Virgin Mary in "The Bible" miniseries, which she produced with her husband Mark Burnett.
The Colbert ReportS9 Eric Topol
The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert Is Watching Your Kids - Whale Bone Porn
Thanks to the Vancouver Maritime Museum, youngsters are going to head to the wharves for porn instead of the Internet.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Narcicitizenship
The Supreme Court considers same-sex marriage, but Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss avoids the gay trap that snared Rob Portman and Dick Cheney.
The Colbert ReportS9 GOP Growth & Opportunity Project
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus reveals that Republicans need to do a better job of reaching out to black people, brown people, women people and young people.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 3/27/13
Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
The Colbert ReportS9 Facebook "Like" Button Science
The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sharia Mops
Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
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