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Dance for Stephen

Season 5 • 06/01/2009

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47-Million-Year-Old Fossil

A newly discovered 47-million-year-old fossil doesn't look anything like Stephen's Aunt Ida.
05/21/2009
05:13

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Green Day

Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
05/21/2009
04:01

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Naan-Partisan

Stephen calls Shashi Tharoor to congratulate him on getting the Colbert Bump.
05/21/2009
04:58

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Formidable Opponent - Pragmatism or Idealism

Idealist Stephen and the pragmatist Stephen attempt a compromise on how best to deal with cats and dogs.
05/21/2009
00:37

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Intro - 6/01/09

Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
06/01/2009
03:26

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Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey Toobin

After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
06/01/2009
02:30

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Guns in National Parks

Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
06/01/2009
02:49

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Supreme Court Press

Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
06/01/2009
05:57

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Byron Dorgan

Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
06/01/2009
03:39

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Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - United Arab Emirates

When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms.
06/01/2009
00:17

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Dance for Stephen

Stephen entertained you for half an hour, now it's your turn to dance for him.
06/01/2009
01:50

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Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions

Saudi Arabia needlessly warns American journalists traveling with President Obama against reporting on anything other than Obama.
06/02/2009
07:17

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Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk

Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
06/02/2009
00:38

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Intro - 6/2/09

The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
06/02/2009
04:43

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Jim Moran vs. Viagra

Jim Moran introduces a bill that will ban erectile dysfunction ads from running during the day.
06/02/2009
05:21

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Katty Kay

Katty Kay explains the significant value of women in the workplace, even though they work in different ways than men.
06/02/2009
00:11

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Best Audience of the Night

This was Stephen's best audience of the night.
06/02/2009
Interview
06:31

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Eric Schlosser - "Food, Inc."

Eric Schlosser, co-producer of the documentary film "Food, Inc.," talks about the link between the rise of factory farms in the U.S. and the heightened risk of foodborne illnesses.
06/03/2009
04:29

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The Word - I Do, You Don't

All marriages shouldn't be equal, but there should be so many separate kinds of marriage that the gays don't feel singled out.
06/03/2009
00:35

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Intro - 6/3/09

California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
06/03/2009
04:47

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Tip/Wag - 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GM

Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson stands up against big government, and GM fires its robots.
06/03/2009
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