The Colbert Report

Sign Off - The New Oxford American Dictionary

Season 6 • 06/14/2010

Stephen reads from The New Oxford American Dictionary.

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00:05

Sign Off - Chocolate Syrup
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Stephen signs off with a bottle of chocolate syrup.
06/10/2010
08:46

Sport Report - Soccer Debate - Marc Fisher & Mark Starr
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Michael Jordan tries to bring back the Hitler mustache, while Marc Fisher and Mark Starr debate the merits of soccer.
06/10/2010
02:29

Simulated Mars Mission
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Stephen competes with Russia by placing his intern, Jay, in a state-of-the-art gym locker for 519 days.
06/10/2010
03:21

BP Stock Sinks
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BP may be a soulless corporate giant that could kill all life on the East Coast, but why is its stock going down?
06/10/2010
05:25

Alan Bean
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Alan Bean paints scenes from his time in space to leave behind stories that regular people don't know about.
06/10/2010
05:08

Smokin' Pole - The Quest For Arctic Riches: Canada & China
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Canada will soon become the foremost authority on caribou dung, and China purchases the world's largest icebreaker.
06/14/2010
03:47

America's Strained Relationship With England
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Until America re-establishes its relationship with Great Britain, English muffins will be called freedom muffins, and Brit Hume is Free Hume.
06/14/2010
05:33

Stephen Prothero
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According to Stephen Prothero, pretending all religions are the same doesn't serve to understand the world.
06/14/2010
04:54

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Tonys & MTV Movie Awards
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"Fela!" wins at the Tonys, Rain accepts MTV's badass award, and "truthiness" gets added to the dictionary.
06/14/2010
00:36

Intro - 6/14/10
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There's a new quest for Arctic riches, Stephen recaps the Tony Awards, and Stephen Prothero goes to Hell in seven religions.
06/14/2010
00:07

Sign Off - The New Oxford American Dictionary
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Stephen says goodnight and reads from The New Oxford American Dictionary.
06/14/2010
05:43

Carl Safina
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Carl Safina attributes the BP oil spill to the government protecting corporate greed instead of public interest.
06/15/2010
08:17

Testoster-Ruin - Hanna Rosin
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Stephen demands that lesbians stop creating good examples for our kids, microwaves his boxers and asks Hanna Rosin if men are still needed.
06/15/2010
00:06

Sign Off - Hot Boxers
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Stephen takes his hot boxers out of the microwave.
06/15/2010
00:31

Intro - 6/15/10
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Men may be an endangered species, there's a threat to the Gulf Coast, and Carl Safina needs to change the color of his Blue Ocean Institute.
06/15/2010
04:56

Tip/Wag - Marshall Islands & Disney World Fate
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BP operates its oil rig under the Marshall Islands flag, and a couple believes fate brought them together.
06/15/2010
00:27

Intro - 6/16/10
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Stephen hopes the surprising find in Afghanistan is Carmen Sandiego, and Devo performs from an album based on market research.
06/16/2010
05:23

The Word - $tay the Cour$e
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Afghanistan is like a slot machine that America has been warming up for nine years, and it's about to pay off.
06/16/2010
04:33

Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech
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Obama unites the country with his speech addressing the BP oil spill, and Stephen finds an alternative energy source in Devo's belongings.
06/16/2010
03:32

Devo
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Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerald Casale employed focus groups to help them choose songs, blue hats and suits inspired by Kim Jong-il.
06/16/2010
02:59

Brevity Is the Soul of Twit
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Comedy Central's Address the Mess will give a dollar to the Gulf of America Fund every time you heroes retweet Stephen's tribute to oil-soaked birds.
06/16/2010
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