The Colbert Report
National Geographic Poll on Alien Invasion Management
Season 8 • 06/27/2012
A National Geographic poll says Barack Obama will handle an alien invasion better than Mitt Romney.
The Colbert ReportS8 Richard Ford
Award-winning American novelist Richard Ford shares his inspiration for "Canada," aversion to criticism, and logic behind storing manuscripts in the freezer.
The Colbert ReportS8 Dish Network's AutoHop Service
Dish Network could force hardworking TV folk to do more integrated product placement just to put food on the table -- and not just any food.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 6/26/12
A Pixar movie sparks controversy, advertising forges new frontiers, and writer Richard Ford discusses his book "Canada."
The Colbert ReportS8 Supreme Court Ruling on Arizona Immigration Policy
America must return to the founders' dream of every state deciding who it could turn away at its border.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Pixar's Gay Agenda, America's Obesity & Adidas Shackle Sneakers
Any 15-year-old girl who resists an arranged marriage must be gay, America has 41 pounds on skinny countries, and civil rights leaders knock athletic shackles.
The Colbert ReportS8 Blood in the Water - Mike Turzai's Voter ID Remarks
Republican state legislatures fight nonexistent fraud with voter ID laws, but the lamestream media calls it a scheme to disenfranchise low-income and elderly voters.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Victory Retreat & Democrats' Convention Deficit
While things are sunny with a chance of cash for the GOP, Democrats' financial forecast is partly cloudy with a chance of fighting a seagull for half a hotdog bun.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Oreo Cookie Plate
Stephen rethinks licking an Oreo cookie.
The Colbert ReportS8 Melinda Gates
Philanthropist Melinda Gates discusses foreign aid, her philosophy on contraception, and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's global family planning summit.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rainbow-Stuffed Gay Pride Oreo
No matter how innocent America's foodstuff may seem, every morsel should be fraught with divisive partisan meaning.
The Colbert ReportS8 National Geographic Poll on Alien Invasion Management
The Obama campaign invites wedding registry donations, and America finds out what its presidential candidates would never have to do in situations that will never occur.
The Colbert ReportS8 Obamacare & The Broccoli Argument - Emily Bazelon
By the time Mitt Romney becomes president and gets Congress to repeal Obamacare, it might be 2014 and people might like it.
The Colbert ReportS8 John Roberts' Obamacare Swing Vote
John Roberts' health care vote is the worst betrayal since Benedict Arnold teamed up with Judas to stab Caesar right in the croutons.
The Colbert ReportS8 Obamacare & The Broccoli Argument
There is nothing stopping Barack Obama from making Americans gay-marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom, in a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Finder
Stephen honors Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack's treasure finder, Dan Stough, with an antique silver turtle bell.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cable News Gaffe on Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling
The Supreme Court rules Obamacare constitutional, despite CNN and Fox's opposite breaking news.
The Colbert ReportS8 Aaron Sorkin
Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin talks about the golden age of news, "The West Wing" and what makes America the greatest country.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Retroactive Retirement from Bain Capital
If Barack Obama wins the presidential race, Mitt Romney can just say he retroactively retired from it in 2009.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 7/16/12
Mitt Romney faces questions about his resume, people get their coffee in new ways, and Anne-Marie Slaughter explains why women can't have it all.
The Colbert ReportS8 TomKat's Divorce & Anderson Cooper's Sexual Orientation
The thetan inhabiting Katie Holmes isn't getting any younger, and torso-American Anderson Cooper could have had perfect caramel-mocha babies.
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