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Season 3 • 03/24/1999

New York subways provide an easy place for commuters to hide the body.

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00:57

Other News - Tumbling Nards
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A website is charging subscribers $10 to see nude photos of Keith Richards and $50 not to see the photos.
03/23/1999
02:15

This Week in Hate - World White Web
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Kids should check out the Internet to learn about reading, writing, arithmetic and Holocaust denial.
03/23/1999
05:52

Sandra Bullock
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Sandra Bullock admires Ben Affleck for his Oscar and tells tales of competing to be a Tobacco Queen.
03/24/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Tomahawk
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A Tomahawk missile is launched to some groovy new age tunes.
03/24/1999
02:25

Kick in the Balkans '99 - Graphics
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Vance DeGeneres shows a layer of media savvy by using his Casio Super Battle 2000 to simulate bombing.
03/24/1999
01:26

Other News - All You Can Beat
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The World Wrestling Federation plans to open a restaurant in Times Square and recommends the Rowdy Roddy Pie-cart.
03/24/1999
02:33

Kick in the Balkans '99 - NATO Strike
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NATO, aka the U.S., sends an air strike into Kosovo to force Slobodan Milosevic to make peace with ethnic Albanians.
03/24/1999
02:53

Back in Black - Empty Quarter
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Lewis Black takes a look at an idiot who wants to cross Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter at temperatures in which you can bake a chicken.
03/24/1999
01:03

This Just In - A Boy Named Sumo
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U.S. G.I.'s take up the time-honored tradition of sumo wrestling and celebrate with an eat-this victory dance.
03/24/1999
00:45

Recap - 3/24/99
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Jon revels in his audience's love of poop jokes.
03/24/1999
01:36

Other News - Take the P Train
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The New York City subway system installs toilets in their stations, and offers friendly advice for the murderer on the go.
03/24/1999
01:06

Other News - D.O.A. Schwarz
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Smith & Wesson branches out from just peddling death to peddling clothing and toys.
03/25/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Bill Clinton Waiting
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President Bill Clinton sits in the oval office and waits for a press conference to start.
03/25/1999
01:02

This Just In - And One to Grow On
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Grandfather's little helper, Viagra, celebrates its anniversary.
03/25/1999
02:37

Public Excess - Stairway to Stardom
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Performers on public access sweat more than Elvis trying to pass a meatloaf.
03/25/1999
03:02

Understanding Kosovo
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So why are they fighting in Kosovo? The answers are in Jon's visual aids.
03/25/1999
00:26

Item of the Week - Travel
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This week's item is from the Journal of the American Medical Association.
03/25/1999
04:30

Janine Turner
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Janine Turner chats with Jon about her new movie, "Fatal Error."
03/25/1999
03:48

Stacks N' Racks
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With 500 pornographic films and approximately 1,000 erotic magazines in his collection, Ralph W. Whittington is a hardcore archivist.
03/25/1999
02:43

Kick in the Balkans '99 - Kosovo
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This war in Kosovo isn't as much fun to watch as the desert one.
03/25/1999
04:35

Ron Howard
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Ron Howard compares his life in the spotlight with the character in his movie "EdTV."
03/29/1999
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