The Colbert Report

Stiff Upper Lip

Season 3 • 04/10/2007

God help us if Iran ever develops the wet willie.

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Colin Beavan

As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
06:09

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Katrina vanden Heuvel

The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
05:17

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End of Lent

Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
00:32

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Intro - 4/9/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
02:18

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The Apology

Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
06:18

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Jeannette Walls

Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
02:22

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Bears & Balls - Home

If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34

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Intro - 4/10/07

Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47

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Stephen's Racial Slurs

Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20

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The Word - Hip Replacement

When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
02:42

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Stiff Upper Lip

You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
00:52

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Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy

If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:48

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The Great Turtle Race

Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
03:54

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Sport Report - Spirit Loses

The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
00:11

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Sign Off - Not Literally

Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
04/11/2007
03:39

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The Word - Season Pass

Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
04/11/2007
00:34

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Intro - 4/11/07

Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
04/11/2007
07:06

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Vali Nasr

Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
04/11/2007
00:10

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Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers

Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
04/12/2007
00:27

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Intro - 4/12/07

Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
04/12/2007
06:07

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Dr. Richard Land

Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
04/12/2007
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