The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 01/22/2009
For the first time in history, an African-American almost became president.
The Colbert ReportS5 President Yo-Yo Ma
Barack Obama's bungled oath of office could have a huge impact on who Fox News thinks is president.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/21/09
It's Obama's first day and the economy's still in the toilet -- some change.
The Colbert ReportS5 Election 2012 - Chuck Todd
Chuck Todd predicts who will take the Republican nomination in 2012.
The Colbert ReportS5 Elizabeth Alexander
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
The Colbert ReportS5 Un-American News - President Obama Edition
Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
The Colbert ReportS5 Refreshing Sierra Mist
Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jon Meacham
Jon Meacham thinks Andrew Jackson would have loved YouTube.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Lobby - NAACP
Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/22/09
The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
The Colbert ReportS5 Near-President Obama
The lack of a Bible isn't the only Godless part of Barack Obama and John Roberts' secret rendezvous.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card
Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama's New Science Policy - Chris Mooney
Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/26/09
An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Secret Prison
Stephen is forced to release Omar after his secret prison is shut down.
The Colbert ReportS5 1-877-SEAN-930
Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors
Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/27/09
President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
The Colbert ReportS5 Omar Returns
If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
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