The Colbert Report

John Durant

Season 6 • 02/03/2010

John Durant eats like a caveman and throws stones around for exercise.

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00:05

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Kentucky Fried Regret

Stephen says goodnight while eating his Sergeant Salinger bucket of chicken.
02/02/2010
00:34

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Intro - 2/2/10

A new website takes social networking to the next level, and Eliot Spitzer is pretty stoked about that Tiger Woods business.
02/02/2010
05:11

The Colbert ReportS6
The Word - Cognoscor Ergo Sum

Blippy.com posts every purchase you make, and IJustMadeLove.com shows where people had sex.
02/02/2010
06:48

The Colbert ReportS6
Bananafish Tale - Henry Allen

Henry Allen is willing to say on record that J.D. Salinger blew it by not coming on the show.
02/02/2010
06:09

The Colbert ReportS6
Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer thinks Americans should be furious that the financial system is being rebuilt exactly as it was before the economic collapse.
02/02/2010
06:42

The Colbert ReportS6
Job Man Caravan - Peter Cove

Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
02/03/2010
00:11

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Office Pool

If you had "30 minutes" in your office Length of the Colbert Report Pool, you won.
02/03/2010
00:31

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 2/3/10

Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
02/03/2010
02:58

The Colbert ReportS6
Job Man Caravan

Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
02/03/2010
02:50

The Colbert ReportS6
Be Almost All That You Can Be

John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
02/03/2010
06:19

The Colbert ReportS6
John Durant

John Durant eats like a caveman because our genes are best adapted to a hunter-gatherer diet.
02/03/2010
00:32

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 2/4/10

A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
02/04/2010
06:12

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Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
02/04/2010
04:50

The Colbert ReportS6
Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History

A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
02/04/2010
01:57

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Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay

It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
02/04/2010
00:59

The Colbert ReportS6
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait

The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
02/04/2010
04:57

The Colbert ReportS6
Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial

Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
02/04/2010
05:22

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Jonathan Safran Foer

Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
02/08/2010
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody.
02/08/2010
05:12

The Colbert ReportS6
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter

Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
02/08/2010
02:50

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Office Super Bowl Ad Pool

Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
02/08/2010
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