The Colbert Report

John Durant

Season 6 • 02/03/2010

John Durant eats like a caveman and throws stones around for exercise.

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00:05

Sign Off - Kentucky Fried Regret
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Stephen says goodnight while eating his Sergeant Salinger bucket of chicken.
02/02/2010
00:34

Intro - 2/2/10
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A new website takes social networking to the next level, and Eliot Spitzer is pretty stoked about that Tiger Woods business.
02/02/2010
05:11

The Word - Cognoscor Ergo Sum
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Blippy.com posts every purchase you make, and IJustMadeLove.com shows where people had sex.
02/02/2010
06:48

Bananafish Tale - Henry Allen
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Henry Allen is willing to say on record that J.D. Salinger blew it by not coming on the show.
02/02/2010
06:09

Eliot Spitzer
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Eliot Spitzer thinks Americans should be furious that the financial system is being rebuilt exactly as it was before the economic collapse.
02/02/2010
06:42

Job Man Caravan - Peter Cove
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Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
02/03/2010
00:11

Sign Off - Office Pool
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If you had "30 minutes" in your office Length of the Colbert Report Pool, you won.
02/03/2010
00:31

Intro - 2/3/10
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Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
02/03/2010
02:58

Job Man Caravan
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Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
02/03/2010
02:50

Be Almost All That You Can Be
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John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
02/03/2010
06:19

John Durant
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John Durant eats like a caveman because our genes are best adapted to a hunter-gatherer diet.
02/03/2010
00:32

Intro - 2/4/10
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A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
02/04/2010
06:12

Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
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Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
02/04/2010
04:50

Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History
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A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
02/04/2010
01:57

Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay
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It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
02/04/2010
00:59

Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait
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The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
02/04/2010
04:57

Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial
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Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
02/04/2010
05:22

Jonathan Safran Foer
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Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
02/08/2010
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for the show, everybody.
02/08/2010
05:12

Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
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Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
02/08/2010
02:50

Office Super Bowl Ad Pool
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Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
02/08/2010
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