The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Drunk Donating & "The Job" Reality Show
Season 9 • 02/05/2013
Bars donate their profits to charity, and CBS helps Americans land an entry-level dream job.
Skeet Shooting SkepticsThe Colbert ReportS9
If President Obama really loved guns, he'd be waving them around at a petting zoo and picking off baby goats, not skeet shooting.
Sonia SotomayorThe Colbert ReportS9
Justice Sotomayor discusses her funny colleagues, self-reliant childhood and most conservative belief as an Independent.
Super Bowl XLVIIThe Colbert ReportS9
Budweiser turns out a tearjerker ad, Beyonce ends the halftime tradition of arthritic legends, and the Superdome loses power for 35 minutes.
Intro - 2/4/13The Colbert ReportS9
The GOP tries to appeal to Hispanics, President Obama seeks support from gun owners, and Sonia Sotomayor is the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice.
Sign Off - Second AmendmentThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reviews the Second Amendment and says goodnight.
Sign Off - Final RoseThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen accepts an iconic reality show prop.
Royal RemainsThe Colbert ReportS9
Archeologists discover King Richard III's remains beneath a supermarket parking lot, which explains his famous last words: "My kingdom for a Hot Pocket!"
Julie AndrewsThe Colbert ReportS9
Julie Andrews discusses her Dame Commander rank, latest children's book and celebrated role as Mary Poppins.
California's Heroic HitchhikerThe Colbert ReportS9
A young man named Kai proves that hatchet-bearing hitchhikers are people too -- people who sometimes stop madmen from running loose on the freeway.
Intro - 2/5/13The Colbert ReportS9
There's a new way to donate to charity, Stephen honors an improbable hero, and Julie Andrews considers whether or not the hills are still alive.
Tip/Wag - Drunk Donating & "The Job" Reality ShowThe Colbert ReportS9
Houston patrons vote on which charity should receive a bar's proceeds, and CBS turns America's unemployment problem into America's entertainment solution.
Stephen's Sister for CongressThe Colbert ReportS9
As an objective broadcast journalist, Stephen will not be mentioning that his sister is intelligent, hardworking, compassionate and dedicated to the people of South Carolina.
Sign Off - Watermelon WarningThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen responds to Scientology President David Miscavige.
Intro - 2/6/13The Colbert ReportS9
A surprising candidate runs for Congress, America reassesses the penny, and Lawrence Wright promotes his book, "Going Clear."
Lawrence WrightThe Colbert ReportS9
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author discusses his book, "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief."
The Penny PinchThe Colbert ReportS9
If America follows Canada's lead and gets rid of the penny, what will people leave in the take-a-penny leave-a-penny trays?
Scientology Church ViolenceThe Colbert ReportS9
Scientology affords an ad in the Super Bowl, and former employees claim that President David Miscavige physically abuses and locks away staff.
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature - Stacey CampfieldThe Colbert ReportS9
Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield goes after sexuality in schools and the freeloadiest of all American freeloaders.
Winter Storm NemoThe Colbert ReportS9
People in the Northeast prepare for a historic blizzard by salting their driveways, meats and loved ones.
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