The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Drunk Donating & "The Job" Reality Show
Season 9 • 02/05/2013
Bars donate their profits to charity, and CBS helps Americans land an entry-level dream job.
The Colbert ReportS9 Skeet Shooting Skeptics
If President Obama really loved guns, he'd be waving them around at a petting zoo and picking off baby goats, not skeet shooting.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sonia Sotomayor
Justice Sotomayor discusses her funny colleagues, self-reliant childhood and most conservative belief as an Independent.
The Colbert ReportS9 Super Bowl XLVII
Budweiser turns out a tearjerker ad, Beyonce ends the halftime tradition of arthritic legends, and the Superdome loses power for 35 minutes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/4/13
The GOP tries to appeal to Hispanics, President Obama seeks support from gun owners, and Sonia Sotomayor is the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Second Amendment
Stephen reviews the Second Amendment and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Final Rose
Stephen accepts an iconic reality show prop.
The Colbert ReportS9 Royal Remains
Archeologists discover King Richard III's remains beneath a supermarket parking lot, which explains his famous last words: "My kingdom for a Hot Pocket!"
The Colbert ReportS9 Julie Andrews
Julie Andrews discusses her Dame Commander rank, latest children's book and celebrated role as Mary Poppins.
The Colbert ReportS9 California's Heroic Hitchhiker
A young man named Kai proves that hatchet-bearing hitchhikers are people too -- people who sometimes stop madmen from running loose on the freeway.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/5/13
There's a new way to donate to charity, Stephen honors an improbable hero, and Julie Andrews considers whether or not the hills are still alive.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Drunk Donating & "The Job" Reality Show
Houston patrons vote on which charity should receive a bar's proceeds, and CBS turns America's unemployment problem into America's entertainment solution.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Sister for Congress
As an objective broadcast journalist, Stephen will not be mentioning that his sister is intelligent, hardworking, compassionate and dedicated to the people of South Carolina.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Watermelon Warning
Stephen responds to Scientology President David Miscavige.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/6/13
A surprising candidate runs for Congress, America reassesses the penny, and Lawrence Wright promotes his book, "Going Clear."
The Colbert ReportS9 Lawrence Wright
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author discusses his book, "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Penny Pinch
If America follows Canada's lead and gets rid of the penny, what will people leave in the take-a-penny leave-a-penny trays?
The Colbert ReportS9 Scientology Church Violence
Scientology affords an ad in the Super Bowl, and former employees claim that President David Miscavige physically abuses and locks away staff.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature - Stacey Campfield
Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield goes after sexuality in schools and the freeloadiest of all American freeloaders.
The Colbert ReportS9 Winter Storm Nemo
People in the Northeast prepare for a historic blizzard by salting their driveways, meats and loved ones.
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