The Colbert Report
Ron Paul 2012
Season 7 • 09/13/2011
Ron Paul has locked up the coveted s**tfaced votes.
Sign Off - Stephen's MugThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight and takes a big swig from his Colbert Report mug.
Shopping GriefportunitiesThe Colbert ReportS7
If Americans can exploit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to make a quick buck, it's like hitting the terrorists with economic Jujitsu.
Stephen Reports on an Old-Fashioned HeroThe Colbert ReportS7
Newspapers are part of America's past, like buggy whip makers and the middle class, but they still perform an important function.
Tea Party Face-Off PreviewThe Colbert ReportS7
The real game changer came before the Republican debate, when former candidate Tim Pawlenty stopped by to borrow a cup of airtime from "Fox & Friends."
Barack Obama's American Jobs ActThe Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama's plan is just more job-killing spending, adding to America's job-killing debt, so he can create some job-killing jobs.
Barack Obama's American Jobs Act - Paul KrugmanThe Colbert ReportS7
The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy.
Sign Off - "Stephen Colbert"The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight with air quotes around his name.
Intro - 9/13/11The Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama plans to create jobs in the job plan-creating industry, and Former Vice President Al Gore discusses global warming.
CNN-Tea Party Republican DebateThe Colbert ReportS7
Debates are supposed to help Americans find the Republican presidential candidate, but instead they found the running mate.
Al GoreThe Colbert ReportS7
Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor.
Ron Paul 2012The Colbert ReportS7
Ron Paul needs a credible national endorsement to give his campaign the kind of legitimacy his campaign has not been able to get from his campaign.
Jobs Bill ClipgateThe Colbert ReportS7
If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials.
Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine MandateThe Colbert ReportS7
If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice.
Return to SenderThe Colbert ReportS7
There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution.
Michael MooreThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight and shoots WristStrong bands into the audience.
Return to Sender - Phil RubioThe Colbert ReportS7
Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office.
Take a Billion, Leave a BillionThe Colbert ReportS7
While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades.
Jimmy Fallon & Stephen ReminisceThe Colbert ReportS7
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world.
Intro - 9/15/11The Colbert ReportS7
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
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