The Colbert Report
Ron Paul 2012
Season 7 • 09/13/2011
Ron Paul has locked up the coveted s**tfaced votes.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen's Mug
Stephen says goodnight and takes a big swig from his Colbert Report mug.
The Colbert ReportS7 Shopping Griefportunities
If Americans can exploit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to make a quick buck, it's like hitting the terrorists with economic Jujitsu.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Reports on an Old-Fashioned Hero
Newspapers are part of America's past, like buggy whip makers and the middle class, but they still perform an important function.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tea Party Face-Off Preview
The real game changer came before the Republican debate, when former candidate Tim Pawlenty stopped by to borrow a cup of airtime from "Fox & Friends."
The Colbert ReportS7 Barack Obama's American Jobs Act
Barack Obama's plan is just more job-killing spending, adding to America's job-killing debt, so he can create some job-killing jobs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Barack Obama's American Jobs Act - Paul Krugman
The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - "Stephen Colbert"
Stephen says goodnight with air quotes around his name.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/13/11
Barack Obama plans to create jobs in the job plan-creating industry, and Former Vice President Al Gore discusses global warming.
The Colbert ReportS7 CNN-Tea Party Republican Debate
Debates are supposed to help Americans find the Republican presidential candidate, but instead they found the running mate.
The Colbert ReportS7 Al Gore
Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ron Paul 2012
Ron Paul needs a credible national endorsement to give his campaign the kind of legitimacy his campaign has not been able to get from his campaign.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jobs Bill Clipgate
If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials.
The Colbert ReportS7 Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate
If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice.
The Colbert ReportS7 Return to Sender
There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Moore
Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and shoots WristStrong bands into the audience.
The Colbert ReportS7 Return to Sender - Phil Rubio
Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office.
The Colbert ReportS7 Take a Billion, Leave a Billion
While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jimmy Fallon & Stephen Reminisce
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/15/11
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
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