The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon
Season 7 • 01/05/2011
If you've been syncing this episode with "Dark Side of the Moon," call your nearest rehab center.
Geoffrey CanadaThe Colbert ReportS7
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
Gold FaithfulThe Colbert ReportS7
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen AnswerThe Colbert ReportS7
Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
Intro - 1/4/11The Colbert ReportS7
Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS7
Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
Intro - 1/5/11The Colbert ReportS7
The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
Huckleberry Finn CensorshipThe Colbert ReportS7
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
Yellowline International, Inc.The Colbert ReportS7
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
What's a Reince Priebus?The Colbert ReportS7
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
Atul GawandeThe Colbert ReportS7
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
Sign Off - Dark Side of the MoonThe Colbert ReportS7
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
Sign Off - Boris the LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS7
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
Ronald DePinhoThe Colbert ReportS7
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
Shout-Out to Arby'sThe Colbert ReportS7
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
John Boehner's Large GavelThe Colbert ReportS7
House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona AttackThe Colbert ReportS7
Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
Intro - 1/10/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
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