The Colbert Report
The Word - Labor Chains
Season 7 • 09/28/2011
Some Americans are deporting their sympathy and getting tough on pregnant immigrants.
Sign Off - Beer From the BeerkenstocksThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary DateThe Colbert ReportS7
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
Melinda GatesThe Colbert ReportS7
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.orgThe Colbert ReportS7
For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-DownsThe Colbert ReportS7
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
George Clooney's Villa PartiesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
Sign Off - Reading & Shofar PlayingThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
Ken BurnsThe Colbert ReportS7
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
Atone Phone - John Lithgow CallsThe Colbert ReportS7
John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play.
Intro - 9/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
America cracks down on immigration, Jews celebrate Rosh Hashanah, and Ken Burns discusses his documentary series on Prohibition.
The Word - Labor ChainsThe Colbert ReportS7
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - The Donating GameThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen needs billionaire donations because he blew a lot of Colbert Nation's Super PAC cash hiring Oscar winner Kevin Kline.
Mark CubanThe Colbert ReportS7
Entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinks that billionaires are nice people, but that people think of them as checkbooks.
Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove's SecretsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen thanks some of the more diverse heroes and turns to Ham Rove for the scoop on American Crossroads' drastically improved fundraising strategy.
Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter & Stephen's Shell CorporationThe Colbert ReportS7
Trevor Potter helps Stephen create his own shell corporation so that he can obtain secret donations for his Super PAC.
Mark Cuban DancesThe Colbert ReportS7
Not only is Mark Cuban an Internet entrepreneur and the owner of the NBA title-winning Dallas Mavericks, he's also a mambo king.
Jerome GroopmanThe Colbert ReportS8
Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions.
Supreme Courting Season - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS8
Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Constitution's Interstate Commerce Clause and its potential impact on the Supreme Court's Obamacare decision.
Supreme Courting SeasonThe Colbert ReportS8
The Supreme Court's nine justices could kill Obamacare in this season's biggest matchup.
Sign Off - Stephen's Water BottleThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
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