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The Word - Labor Chains
Season 7 • 09/28/2011
Some Americans are deporting their sympathy and getting tough on pregnant immigrants.
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00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Beer From the Beerkenstocks
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
09/27/2011
06:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
09/27/2011
06:46
The Colbert Report
S7
Melinda Gates
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
09/27/2011
03:18
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.org
For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
09/27/2011
04:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
09/27/2011
03:27
The Colbert Report
S7
George Clooney's Villa Parties
Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
09/28/2011
00:16
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Reading & Shofar Playing
Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
09/28/2011
06:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Ken Burns
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
09/28/2011
05:11
The Colbert Report
S7
Atone Phone - John Lithgow Calls
John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play.
09/28/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 9/28/11
America cracks down on immigration, Jews celebrate Rosh Hashanah, and Ken Burns discusses his documentary series on Prohibition.
09/28/2011
05:05
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Labor Chains
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
09/28/2011
05:29
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - The Donating Game
Stephen needs billionaire donations because he blew a lot of Colbert Nation's Super PAC cash hiring Oscar winner Kevin Kline.
09/29/2011
03:23
The Colbert Report
S7
Mark Cuban
Entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinks that billionaires are nice people, but that people think of them as checkbooks.
09/29/2011
05:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - Ham Rove's Secrets
Stephen thanks some of the more diverse heroes and turns to Ham Rove for the scoop on American Crossroads' drastically improved fundraising strategy.
09/29/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Last Heroe$ Crawl
Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl.
09/29/2011
04:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter & Stephen's Shell Corporation
Trevor Potter helps Stephen create his own shell corporation so that he can obtain secret donations for his Super PAC.
09/29/2011
00:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Mark Cuban Dances
Not only is Mark Cuban an Internet entrepreneur and the owner of the NBA title-winning Dallas Mavericks, he's also a mambo king.
09/29/2011
05:14
The Colbert Report
S8
Jerome Groopman
Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions.
10/03/2011
04:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Supreme Courting Season - Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Constitution's Interstate Commerce Clause and its potential impact on the Supreme Court's Obamacare decision.
10/03/2011
03:17
The Colbert Report
S8
Supreme Courting Season
The Supreme Court's nine justices could kill Obamacare in this season's biggest matchup.
10/03/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Stephen's Water Bottle
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
10/03/2011
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