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Dustin Hoffman's Bad News
Season 9 • 01/22/2013
Dustin Hoffman changes his film's name from "Quintet" to "Quartet."
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00:34
Intro - 1/21/13
The Colbert Report
S9
The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
01/21/2013
07:12
Obama's Second Inauguration
The Colbert Report
S9
The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
01/21/2013
05:43
Ta-Nehisi Coates
The Colbert Report
S9
Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
01/21/2013
01:30
Stephen's Re-Inauguration
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president.
01/21/2013
05:54
ThreatDown - Flu, Kate Middleton, Vomiting Robots, Superintelligent Gonorrhea, Bears
The Colbert Report
S9
America quarantines children, Kate Middleton popularizes puking, British researchers create a projectile vomiting robot, and gonorrhea outsmarts drugs.
01/21/2013
00:05
Sign Off - Hotel Bibles
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen stretches out on a bed of inauguration Bibles from Lincoln, NE.
01/21/2013
05:26
Kathryn Bigelow
The Colbert Report
S9
The Academy Award-winning director discusses the Senate investigation into "Zero Dark Thirty" and the hot-button issue of torture.
01/22/2013
00:14
Sign Off - "Zero Dark Thirty" & "Quartet"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reprises his role in Dustin Hoffman's film.
01/22/2013
04:52
Obama's Inauguration & Class Warfare
The Colbert Report
S9
Fox News knocks Obama's "big government" speech and uses "Downton Abbey" to prove that America loves wealthy aristocrats.
01/22/2013
04:52
The Word - Win, Lose, or Redraw
The Colbert Report
S9
Since the losing party never gets to pick the president, Republican legislators propose allocating electoral college votes by congressional district.
01/22/2013
05:29
Dustin Hoffman's Bad News
The Colbert Report
S9
Dustin Hoffman cuts Stephen's character from "Quartet," so Stephen gets even.
01/22/2013
05:41
Tip/Wag - Montpelier School District, TheAtlasphere.com & Florida Officials
The Colbert Report
S9
An Ohio school arms its janitors, The Atlasphere helps Ayn Rand lovers find love, and Florida addresses its python problem.
01/23/2013
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
01/23/2013
02:59
Alpha Dog of the Week - Virginia State Senate Republicans
The Colbert Report
S9
Republicans push a redrawn state political map past Democrats by introducing it on a day when one Democrat was off attending Obama's inauguration.
01/23/2013
04:47
Beyonce's Lip-Gate
The Colbert Report
S9
America was led to believe that Beyonce had delivered the most stirring rendition of the national anthem since Francis Scott Key sang it at the first Super Bowl.
01/23/2013
07:09
Sally Field
The Colbert Report
S9
The award-winning actress talks about Mary Lincoln's tragic life, Hollywood and the audition that swayed Steven Spielberg.
01/23/2013
05:48
France & The Mali Conflict
The Colbert Report
S9
Anti-gay protestors flood Paris, while French President Francoise Hollande pursues Al Qaeda in Mali with sophisticated helicopter gunship.
01/24/2013
04:40
Benghazi Attack Hearing
The Colbert Report
S9
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stomps Senator Ron Johnson's Johnson during the Benghazi hearing, but conservative pundits say she faked her anger.
01/24/2013
00:09
Sign Off - Stephen's Makeover
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen takes Tavi Gevinson's fashion advice and embraces boy band hair.
01/24/2013
06:45
Tavi Gevinson
The Colbert Report
S9
Fashionista Tavi Gevinson describes her online magazine, "Rookie, " the world of teenage girls, and effective fashion styles for Stephen.
01/24/2013
03:37
France & The Mali Conflict - Edward Berenson
The Colbert Report
S9
Professor Edward Berenson discusses the colonial history of France, narcoterrorism in Mali, and the nature of French military force.
01/24/2013
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