The Colbert Report
Stephen Loses World Record to Lou Dobbs
Season 5 • 09/15/2009
Lou Dobbs insults Mexico more than Stephen.
Conservatives Are BackThe Colbert ReportS5
Barack Obama's speech on health care reform is so moving it almost fools Lindsey Graham into clapping.
Cory BookerThe Colbert ReportS5
Mayor Cory Booker discusses Newark's decreasing crime rate and gives Stephen the right to pee.
Better Know a Lobby - Health Care for America NowThe Colbert ReportS5
Richard Kirsch must choose between saving universal health care or saving an old lady from drowning.
Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift at the VMAsThe Colbert ReportS5
Kanye West's attack on Taylor Swift at the VMAs was actually an attack on Stephen.
Intro - 9/14/09The Colbert ReportS5
The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.
Christiane AmanpourThe Colbert ReportS5
Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."
Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS5
Jeffrey Toobin explains what will happen to elections if the Supreme Court decides in favor of corporations.
World Record for Mexican InsultsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen tries to set his own record for most insults to Mexico in a single nightly news broadcast.
The Word - Let Freedom Ka-ChingThe Colbert ReportS5
Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.
Stephen Loses World Record to Lou DobbsThe Colbert ReportS5
Lou Dobbs beats Stephen with the world record for most insults to Mexico in a single broadcast.
I's on Edjukashun - Muslim Textbooks & Tony DanzaThe Colbert ReportS5
Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and Tony Danza teaches high school.
Figgy MoonpowderThe Colbert ReportS5
If David Bowie is going to muscle into Stephen's turf by having a spider named after him, Stephen will introduce his alter ego, Figgy Moonpowder.
Body Worlds Plans Cadaver Sex ExhibitThe Colbert ReportS5
The Body Worlds exhibit devoted to cadaver sex makes being dead look like too much fun.
Intro - 9/16/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen takes an in-depth look at education, and The Flaming Lips' two-story plush hippo doesn't get through security.
Wayne CoyneThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen asks The Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne how bad things must be in Oklahoma that "Do You Realize??" is its official rock song.
Goat LabThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goat to make its heart explode.
Sport Report - U.S. Open & NFL Wheel of ScandalThe Colbert ReportS5
Juan Martin del Potro wins the U.S. Open, and Stephen predicts which NFL player will get in trouble next with the Wheel of Scandal.
Goat Lab - Jon RonsonThe Colbert ReportS5
Jon Ronson explains why the U.S. military trained soldiers to use sparkly eyes on the enemy and kill goats with their minds.
Frank BruniThe Colbert ReportS5
Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.
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