The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Say it Ain't Sosa

Season 7 • 06/04/2003

Jon offers up suggestions for headlines about Sammy Sosa that aren't forced puns.

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T and Sympathy

Best Buy aren't fools, but they did a foolish act, so says Mr. T.
06/03/2003
02:23

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Scene of the Climb

In just 50 years we've managed to turn Mount Everest from a pristine mountain into a sh@# smeared frat house.
06/03/2003
00:23

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Moment of Zen - It's Greet to Me

The greeting practices of our World leaders.
06/03/2003
06:48

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Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard discusses child care practices, his storied career in academics, and his extensive knowledge of American history.
06/03/2003
01:11

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Falling into the Gap

Jon discusses some tough questions raised to him before the show.
06/03/2003
05:29

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Madeleine Albright Pt. 1

Constant bombing has caused the bottom to have really fallen out as far as what the Muslim countries think of America.
06/04/2003
03:46

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Madeleine Albright Pt. 2

Madeleine Albright is the last westerner to have visited North Korea, and Kim Jong-il.
06/04/2003
00:07

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Moment of Zen - Martha at the NYSE

Martha Stewart rings the opening bell at the NYSE.
06/04/2003
04:15

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Martha Martha Martha!

Peace in the middle east? Found weapons of mass destruction? Nah, Martha Stewart was indicted.
06/04/2003
05:03

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The Jobbing of America - CEOs

Getting on the CEO fast track; one that's tilted and greased with some lubricant, on wheels, and then placed in the aisle of a Concord roaring at mach 4 towards CEOtown.
06/04/2003
01:38

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Say it Ain't Sosa

A witty play on words of Bud Schulberg's classic '41 novel of betrayal and corruption in Hollywood would make a much better headline than "Say it Ain't Sosa."
06/04/2003
05:27

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Tyrese

Jon interviews R&B singer, Tyrese, talks about his new movie 2 Fast 2 Furious.
06/05/2003
03:50

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Doty Deed

Memorial tribute to perennial political powerhouse Charles R. Doty
06/05/2003
03:33

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Slipping Through the Cracks

If you've ever wondered what Republican kiddie porn looks like, now you know.
06/05/2003
01:02

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Texodus II

President George W. Bush addresses the Weapons of Mass Destruction issue using deliberately vague wording
06/05/2003
02:46

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Communication Breakdown

The FCC approves a sweeping relaxation of media ownership rules that will allow tv and newspaper conglomerates to get more conglomerated.
06/05/2003
01:24

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Texodus

President Bush resolves the conflict between Israel and Palestine, and then heads off to Qatar to keep Colin Powell from shaking hands with the troops.
06/05/2003
00:53

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Ambassador of Croon

Jon plans to ask Tyrese the same questions he asked Madeline Albright on last night's episode.
06/05/2003
00:11

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Moment of Zen - The Fox Rap

Those hounds at Fox News
06/05/2003
08:07

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The Phantom Menace

President Bush stays at arm's length from the WMD controversy, but Britain has a more primitive system of accountability.
06/09/2003
02:10

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Ad Nauseam - Spokesman

Rob Corddry shows how a good commercial makes you fall in love with the product, while a great commercial makes you fall in love with the person selling it.
06/09/2003
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