The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Say it Ain't Sosa

Season 7 • 06/04/2003

Jon offers up suggestions for headlines about Sammy Sosa that aren't forced puns.

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03:40

T and Sympathy
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Best Buy aren't fools, but they did a foolish act, so says Mr. T.
06/03/2003
02:23

Scene of the Climb
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In just 50 years we've managed to turn Mount Everest from a pristine mountain into a sh@# smeared frat house.
06/03/2003
00:23

Moment of Zen - It's Greet to Me
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The greeting practices of our World leaders.
06/03/2003
06:48

Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard discusses child care practices, his storied career in academics, and his extensive knowledge of American history.
06/03/2003
01:11

Falling into the Gap
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Jon discusses some tough questions raised to him before the show.
06/03/2003
05:29

Madeleine Albright Pt. 1
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Constant bombing has caused the bottom to have really fallen out as far as what the Muslim countries think of America.
06/04/2003
03:46

Madeleine Albright Pt. 2
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Madeleine Albright is the last westerner to have visited North Korea, and Kim Jong-il.
06/04/2003
00:07

Moment of Zen - Martha at the NYSE
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Martha Stewart rings the opening bell at the NYSE.
06/04/2003
04:15

Martha Martha Martha!
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Peace in the middle east? Found weapons of mass destruction? Nah, Martha Stewart was indicted.
06/04/2003
05:03

The Jobbing of America - CEOs
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Getting on the CEO fast track; one that's tilted and greased with some lubricant, on wheels, and then placed in the aisle of a Concord roaring at mach 4 towards CEOtown.
06/04/2003
01:38

Say it Ain't Sosa
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A witty play on words of Bud Schulberg's classic '41 novel of betrayal and corruption in Hollywood would make a much better headline than "Say it Ain't Sosa."
06/04/2003
05:27

Tyrese
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Jon interviews R&B singer, Tyrese, talks about his new movie 2 Fast 2 Furious.
06/05/2003
03:50

Doty Deed
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Memorial tribute to perennial political powerhouse Charles R. Doty
06/05/2003
03:33

Slipping Through the Cracks
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If you've ever wondered what Republican kiddie porn looks like, now you know.
06/05/2003
01:02

Texodus II
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President George W. Bush addresses the Weapons of Mass Destruction issue using deliberately vague wording
06/05/2003
02:46

Communication Breakdown
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The FCC approves a sweeping relaxation of media ownership rules that will allow tv and newspaper conglomerates to get more conglomerated.
06/05/2003
01:24

Texodus
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President Bush resolves the conflict between Israel and Palestine, and then heads off to Qatar to keep Colin Powell from shaking hands with the troops.
06/05/2003
00:53

Ambassador of Croon
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Jon plans to ask Tyrese the same questions he asked Madeline Albright on last night's episode.
06/05/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - The Fox Rap
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Those hounds at Fox News
06/05/2003
08:07

The Phantom Menace
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President Bush stays at arm's length from the WMD controversy, but Britain has a more primitive system of accountability.
06/09/2003
02:10

Ad Nauseam - Spokesman
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Rob Corddry shows how a good commercial makes you fall in love with the product, while a great commercial makes you fall in love with the person selling it.
06/09/2003
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