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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Say it Ain't Sosa
Season 7 • 06/04/2003
Jon offers up suggestions for headlines about Sammy Sosa that aren't forced puns.
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03:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
T and Sympathy
Best Buy aren't fools, but they did a foolish act, so says Mr. T.
06/03/2003
02:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Scene of the Climb
In just 50 years we've managed to turn Mount Everest from a pristine mountain into a sh@# smeared frat house.
06/03/2003
00:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - It's Greet to Me
The greeting practices of our World leaders.
06/03/2003
06:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard discusses child care practices, his storied career in academics, and his extensive knowledge of American history.
06/03/2003
01:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Falling into the Gap
Jon discusses some tough questions raised to him before the show.
06/03/2003
05:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Madeleine Albright Pt. 1
Constant bombing has caused the bottom to have really fallen out as far as what the Muslim countries think of America.
06/04/2003
03:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Madeleine Albright Pt. 2
Madeleine Albright is the last westerner to have visited North Korea, and Kim Jong-il.
06/04/2003
00:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Martha at the NYSE
Martha Stewart rings the opening bell at the NYSE.
06/04/2003
04:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Martha Martha Martha!
Peace in the middle east? Found weapons of mass destruction? Nah, Martha Stewart was indicted.
06/04/2003
05:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The Jobbing of America - CEOs
Getting on the CEO fast track; one that's tilted and greased with some lubricant, on wheels, and then placed in the aisle of a Concord roaring at mach 4 towards CEOtown.
06/04/2003
01:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Say it Ain't Sosa
A witty play on words of Bud Schulberg's classic '41 novel of betrayal and corruption in Hollywood would make a much better headline than "Say it Ain't Sosa."
06/04/2003
05:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Tyrese
Jon interviews R&B singer, Tyrese, talks about his new movie 2 Fast 2 Furious.
06/05/2003
03:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Doty Deed
Memorial tribute to perennial political powerhouse Charles R. Doty
06/05/2003
03:33
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Slipping Through the Cracks
If you've ever wondered what Republican kiddie porn looks like, now you know.
06/05/2003
01:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Texodus II
President George W. Bush addresses the Weapons of Mass Destruction issue using deliberately vague wording
06/05/2003
02:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Communication Breakdown
The FCC approves a sweeping relaxation of media ownership rules that will allow tv and newspaper conglomerates to get more conglomerated.
06/05/2003
01:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Texodus
President Bush resolves the conflict between Israel and Palestine, and then heads off to Qatar to keep Colin Powell from shaking hands with the troops.
06/05/2003
00:53
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ambassador of Croon
Jon plans to ask Tyrese the same questions he asked Madeline Albright on last night's episode.
06/05/2003
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - The Fox Rap
Those hounds at Fox News
06/05/2003
08:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The Phantom Menace
President Bush stays at arm's length from the WMD controversy, but Britain has a more primitive system of accountability.
06/09/2003
02:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ad Nauseam - Spokesman
Rob Corddry shows how a good commercial makes you fall in love with the product, while a great commercial makes you fall in love with the person selling it.
06/09/2003
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