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Season 8 • 10/02/2003

Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger's marriage inspires Rob Lowe.

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Intro - Job Market

The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
10/01/2003
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Headlines - The Gleaning Cuba

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
10/01/2003
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CIA Leak?

The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
10/01/2003
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As You Leak It

The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
10/01/2003
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Bizarre Vagina Request

Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
10/02/2003
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Old Debate Revisited

You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
10/02/2003
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Moment of Zen - Champion for the Women

Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
10/02/2003
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Human Shield in Iraq

A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
10/02/2003
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A Farewell to Arms

Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
10/02/2003
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Creed Isn't Good

A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
10/02/2003
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Rob Lowe

Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
10/02/2003
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The Recall Process

Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
10/06/2003
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...mmm Kay?

U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
10/06/2003
04:16

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Applause

Gray Davis' campaign rally was less than exciting, but in all fairness his confetti cannon was in the shop.
10/06/2003
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Weakened Getaway

If you're traveling to Iraq to be a human shield, make sure to use a reliable Internet travel site.
10/06/2003
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Michael Moore

The only question on the ballot to recall Michael Moore as an elected member of the Board of Education: "Should we run this bastard out of town on a rail?"
10/06/2003
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Moment of Zen - We're Not Gonna Take It

Dee Snyder and Arnold Schwarzenegger are not gonna take it anymore.
10/06/2003
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Mary Carey Headquarters

Rob Corddry reports from adult film actress Mary Carey's headquarters, where a mystery develops over a delivery man and a pizza.
10/07/2003
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Arnold is Governor

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new governor of California, so Jon is going to have a Wiener Schnitzel.
10/07/2003
01:28

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Hitler Groper

Stephen Colbert announces Arnold Schwarzenegger has been accused of inappropriately touching Hitler.
10/07/2003
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Nutz Election Center

Stephen Colbert explains the California governor's campaign is over, but the vote counting and the court challenges are just beginning.
10/07/2003
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