The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Crime Down

Season 5 • 06/19/2001

The decrease in crime is a reflection of increased efficiency.

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00:53

Where Did You Hide the Porn?
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Mo Rocca gets an exclusive interview with a guy who looks exactly like Jon Stewart in a moustache.
06/18/2001
02:27

This Just In - Read It and Weep... or Die
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The CIA urges the US to initiate Operation Run-Our-Fingers-Through-His Curly-Tufts-of-Chest-Hair.
06/18/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Backwards Jump
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A motorcyclist jumps off a ramp riding backwards.
06/18/2001
02:23

From Russia with Cool Detachment
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President Bush visits five countries and is met with a rocky and sometimes bricky response.
06/18/2001
01:45

Recap - 6/19/01
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With the square watermelon in place, Jon Stewart's plan is almost in place.
06/19/2001
03:34

Headlines - Dramacide
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No one is more upset about "General Hospital's" Luke and Laura Spencer's divorce, than some anonymous guy on a bench.
06/19/2001
05:05

Michael Rapaport
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Michael Rapaport was very proud that his son's first word was "dada" -- or he could have been saying "dodo."
06/19/2001
00:18

Moment of Zen - Forever
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Newly divorced Luke and Laura Spencer on "General Hospital" share a teary goodbye.
06/19/2001
01:07

Laws and Effect
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If you noticed that you've been getting murdered a lot less lately, it is because violent crime is down in the U.S.
06/19/2001
01:19

Intro - Crapshoot
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A member of the audience advises Jon Stewart to invest in the "crapshoot."
06/19/2001
02:36

Crime Down
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The quantity of violent crimes has lowered but the quality of those crimes has skyrocketed.
06/19/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Russian Performance Art
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Men ride around on horses to a musical score.
06/20/2001
02:00

Intro - Baldwin Brothers
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Jon thinks Alec Baldwin is the number one seeded Baldwin.
06/20/2001
04:16

Headlines - Bargain Debasement
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Wal-Mart is being sued for widespread sexual discrimination by six of its female employees.
06/20/2001
01:47

This Just In - Rex Appeal
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Two new dinosaur species unearthed in New Mexico.
06/20/2001
06:30

Alec Baldwin
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People lied about what Alec Baldwin said and it upset him.
06/20/2001
02:22

Back in Black - Great Wall of China Stunt
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A man in China jumps over the Great Wall backwards, on a motorcycle.
06/20/2001
02:07

Cat Person
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Stephen Colbert loves his cat and Stephen's cat wuvs him so much.
06/20/2001
01:25

Intro - Weight Loss Odyssey
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Jon Stewart introduces tonight's show.
06/21/2001
01:38

Other News - Hooked on Sonics
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Boeing claims to have created the neatest future of commercial air travel ever.
06/21/2001
00:11

Moment of Zen - Marble Mouth
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Jesse Helms makes an almost discernable accusation of Putin.
06/21/2001
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