The Colbert Report
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
Season 5 • 03/02/2009
Stephen explains the rules of a rap battle to Michael Steele.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/25/09
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/26/09
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kris Kristofferson
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
The Colbert ReportS5 Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - The Swede Hereafter
Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
The Colbert ReportS5 Claire McCaskill's Twittering
Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
The Colbert ReportS5 Snow in the Studio
Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
The Colbert ReportS5 David Byrne
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
The Colbert ReportS5 P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
The Colbert ReportS5 Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
The Colbert ReportS5 Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
The Colbert ReportS5 Mark Bittman
Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Murderer Was Derek
For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
The Colbert ReportS5 Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen
Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/3/09
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
The Colbert ReportS5 Guns for Roses
Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Share the Wealth
If we're paying for the poor's health care, we need to make sure they stay healthy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Carl Wilson
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/4/09
Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
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