Season 3 • 12/21/2004
Hadassah plans to hire a man dressed as Santa Claus to disprove his existence.
Cammie Has Doubts About SantaCrank YankersS3 E8
After a mall Santa Claus has no reaction to her extreme hotness, Cammie calls to complain.
Ludacris's HosCrank YankersS3 E8
After discovering women hiding in his attic and his dryer, Ludacris panics and calls a security company to help remove them.
Spoonie Makes Reservations for a Special NightCrank YankersS3 E9
Spoonie wants to recreate his wife's and his first night of passion, which took place in a Chinese restaurant's bathroom.
Elmer Needs a TuxedoCrank YankersS3 E9
A woman at a tuxedo rental company can't get Elmer to understand that he can't rent a tuxedo for his brother Charlie if he's going to bury him in it.
Hadassah Complains About a Bad BagCrank YankersS3 E9
A store clerk is put on the defensive when Hadassah accuses the store's lesbian handbags of poisoning her relationship with her fiance.
Your Grandma's EyeCrank YankersS3 E10
Rudy tries to get a video store clerk to read him the titles of the adult films that are available to rent.
Bobby's Looking for LoveCrank YankersS3 E10
After a wild night with a sorority girl, Bobby Fletcher calls her house to try to get in touch with her.
Jack Osbourne Calls HomeCrank YankersS3 E10
Jack Osbourne calls home to break the news to his mom Sharon that he's been arrested and Bobby Fletcher is his legal counsel.
Special Ed Wants a Reindeer FriendCrank YankersS3
Special Ed is excited to find out that he has a chance to become friends with Frosty the Reindeer.
Elmer Complains About a Bad TreeCrank YankersS3
After getting his Christmas tree home, Elmer is disappointed to find that there are two names carved into the trunk.
Holiday HadassahCrank YankersS3
Hadassah is on a mission to teach her four-year-old students that Santa Claus does not exist.
Niles Calls a Diaper ServiceCrank YankersS3 E11
Niles Standish dials a diaper service to find out about all the different kinds of dirty diapers that are available.
Drew Carey Books a PartyCrank YankersS3 E11
Drew Carey gets in touch with an event planner to set up a raucous party to celebrate the end of his television show.
Special Ed's Movie PicksCrank YankersS3 E11
Special Ed requests that a video store clerk prepares the store for his arrival by removing the frightening film "The Shining."
Gladys's Daughter Brings Home a Ceramic DildoCrank YankersS3 E12
A ceramic dildo ended up in Gladys's daughter's bag, and Gladys is determined to get to the bottom of it.
The Concierge Helps Some Hotel GuestsCrank YankersS3 E12
A helpful concierge secures two backstage passes to a Siegfried and Roy show, but his guests are not very appreciative.
Field TripCrank YankersS3 E12
Substitute teacher Drew is looking to schedule a field trip that will waste as much time as possible.
Josh Is Looking for TelemarketersCrank YankersS3 E13
Josh searches for telemarketers who can play on their customers' sympathy.
Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"Crank YankersS3 E13
Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
Jeff's Motivational ReservationsCrank YankersS3 E13
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
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