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The Word - Early Immunization

Season 3 • 09/27/2007

Mr. President, you must kill the SCHIP program. It's not just a veto, it's a vaccination.

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01:07

Forgiving Bennett
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Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
09/26/2007
03:47

The Word - A Word From Our Sponsors
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With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
09/26/2007
02:27

Canadian Dollar
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Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
09/26/2007
04:25

Tony Bennett
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Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
09/26/2007
05:05

Sam Waterston
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Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
09/26/2007
00:39

Sign Off - Bear in the Woods
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Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
09/27/2007
02:16

King Tut
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Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
09/27/2007
02:31

Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons
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When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
09/27/2007
00:35

Intro - 9/27/07
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Democrats face off at Dartmouth, Congress gives poor kids health care and Stephen interviews film historian David Schwartz.
09/27/2007
05:38

David Schwartz
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David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
09/27/2007
03:30

The Word - Early Immunization
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If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
09/27/2007
04:26

On Notice - Dennis Kucinich
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Until Dennis Kucinich comes on the show, Stephen puts him on the pocket-size On Notice board.
10/01/2007
00:22

Sign Off - All Night Date
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Instead of saying goodnight, Stephen wants to have a deep talk at the diner.
10/01/2007
04:53

The Word - Evitable
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When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
10/01/2007
04:35

Cheating Death - Sleep
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If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
10/01/2007
05:35

Charlie Savage
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Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
10/01/2007
00:35

Intro - 10/1/07
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Stephen wonders if we're preparing for war with Iran, questions whether sleep deprivation can kill you and hopes we can feed the press corps to the lions.
10/01/2007
00:20

What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Between One and Ten
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Stephen is thinking of a number between one and 10.
10/02/2007
01:20

End of the Universe
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A story like the end of the universe is definitely not something you want to put on the front page.
10/02/2007
04:59

John Mearsheimer
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John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
10/02/2007
04:07

The Word - Troops Out Now
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In an alternate universe, Stephen smokes a peace pipe and tells us The Word.
10/02/2007
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