The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/26/07

Season 3 • 04/26/2007

The army is building walls in Iraq. Try sneaking in now, Mexicans!

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04:15

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Dead to Me - Long War

Good news -- the long war in Iraq is over! That is, the use of the phrase 'Long War' is over thanks to Admiral William J. Fallon.
04/25/2007
00:33

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Intro - 4/25/07

America faces a troop shortage, Stephen unleashes on pop culture, and the U.S. Comptroller General David Walker talks with Stephen about the national debt.
04/25/2007
05:29

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David Walker

Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
04/25/2007
05:47

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Tom Wolfe

Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
04/26/2007
05:40

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Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Pt. 1

Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo about her radio background.
04/26/2007
03:30

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Stephanie Lost

Stephen reminds Stephanie Colbertle the turtle to maintain her dignity after losing the Great Turtle Race.
04/26/2007
03:48

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The Word - Mending Wall

Gated communities in Iraq -- they've been doing it Florida and the old people seem to like it.
04/26/2007
00:38

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Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Pt. 2

Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo if she's ever tasted horse flesh.
04/26/2007
05:40

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Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo

Stephen tells Guam Rep. Madeleine Bordallo that if she can't find Guam on a map of the continental U.S. that means Guam isn't part of America.
04/26/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Yuri Kuklachev

Stephen apologizes to Yuri Kuklachev of the Moscow Cat Circus for bringing his Rottweiler to work.
04/26/2007
00:31

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Intro - 4/26/07

The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
04/26/2007
00:32

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Intro - 4/30/07

Scientists find a new Earth-like planet, The New York Times encourages presidential candidates to debate the environment, and guest Bill Bradley talks about oil and ice cream.
04/30/2007
04:36

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Tip/Wag - Shrek

Bravo, Shrek, for encouraging our kids to do more than sit around the house all day watching 'Shrek' DVDs.
04/30/2007
05:20

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Neil deGrasse Tyson

Stephen assumes Neil deGrasse Tyson's book, "Death By Black Hole," is a pro-capital punishment argument.
04/30/2007
05:54

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Bill Bradley

Stephen tells Bill Bradley he doesn't mind the old American story or being addicted to oil.
04/30/2007
03:20

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First Democratic Debate for '08

Stephen has a recurring nightmare where the Democrats take over the Senate and the House, and he cannot wait to wake up.
04/30/2007
00:02

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Sign Off - Lutefisk

Goodnight. Lutefisk!
05/01/2007
01:22

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Mitt's Favorite Book

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard.
05/01/2007
00:33

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Intro - 5/1/07

Stephen wonders whether public radio is destroying America, Tony Stewart accuses NASCAR of fixing races, and guest Malcolm Gladwell defends making decisions without thinking.
05/01/2007
04:16

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The Word - Who Cares?

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart complains NASCAR is selling fiction by fixing races to appear closer than they are, but Stephen asks -- who cares?
05/01/2007
03:56

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NPR Correction

Stephen offers a travel mug, tote bag and a book on quilting to NPR hosts to tempt them to air his inaccurate statements.
05/01/2007
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