The Colbert Report
Tim Pawlenty Declares Candidacy Before He's Ready
Season 7 • 04/13/2011
Tim Pawlenty declares his candidacy for president to Morgan the Organ.
The Colbert ReportS7 Threat Level: Rainbow
The Family Leader's Bob Vander Plaats believes same-sex marriage is just as dangerous as second-hand smoke.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mitt Happens - Rick Brookhiser
Rick Brookhiser says Mitt Romney won't win the Republican nomination because he looks like the secret grandfather of Obamacare.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 4/12/11
Mitt Romney throws his hat in the presidential ring, and Ray Kurzweil believes man and machine are becoming one.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jon Kyl Tweets Not Intended to Be Factual Statements
Stephen celebrates Jon Kyl's groundbreaking excuse-planation by tweeting round-the-clock non-facts about him.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ray Kurzweil
Ray Kurzweil predicts that people will merge with technology and become a billion times smarter by 2045.
The Colbert ReportS7 Morgan Spurlock
Morgan Spurlock pulls the curtain back on product placement and advertising in "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Doritos Suit
Stephen wears a Doritos suit and enjoys Americone Dream.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Enemy Within - Unicyclists
Riding unicycles used to be a shameful pastime for circus animals and secretaries of defense, but this one-wheel lifestyle is seeping into the mainstream.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Buy and Cellulite
Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women so it can make money selling the solution.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tim Pawlenty Declares Candidacy Before He's Ready
Tim Pawlenty tries to reclaim his non-candidacy, but no one's going to want Piers Morgan's sloppy seconds.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter
Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C.
The Colbert ReportS7 Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC Dream
Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom.
The Colbert ReportS7 Easter Under Attack - Egg Edition
A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Caroline Kennedy
Caroline Kennedy and Stephen read poetry by W.H. Auden and Edna St. Vincent Millay.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama Needs Charts and Graphs
Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama's Tax Return & Road to the Trump House
President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ron Paul
Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax.
The Colbert ReportS7 Cheating Death - Vaxa International, Lap-Band Surgery & Restless Leg Syndrome
Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome.
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