Comedy Central Presents
Jeremy Hotz - Pain in the Eyes
Season 3 E 3 • 06/20/2000
Brown contacts are not very big sellers.
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Comedy Central PresentsS3 E5
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
07/04/2000
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Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
07/04/2000
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Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
07/04/2000
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Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
07/04/2000
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Comedy Central PresentsS3 E5
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
07/04/2000
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Comedy Central PresentsS3 E5
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
07/04/2000
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Comedy Central PresentsS3 E6
Jim Gaffigan - Lazy for No Reason
Jim Gaffigan knows what it's like to have one thing to do but no energy with which to do it.
07/11/2000
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Jim Gaffigan - People with Glasses
The only advantage to wearing glasses is getting to do the dramatic removal.
07/11/2000
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Jim Gaffigan - Article Continued on Page Six
Jim Gaffigan explains the awkwardness of wanting to bond over old movies and describes his unwillingness to be bossed around by the newspaper.
07/11/2000
01:33
Comedy Central PresentsS3 E6
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Jim Gaffigan gives an example of how life is easier for attractive people and explains the difficulty of dating without drinking.
07/11/2000
01:36
Comedy Central PresentsS3 E6
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
As the youngest child in his family, Jim Gaffigan knows that parents get burnt out by the time the baby of the family is a teen.
07/11/2000
02:54
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Jim Gaffigan - Bottled Water
Jim Gaffigan is pretty sure that the concept of bottled water is an elaborate trick pulled on America by the French.
07/11/2000
03:06
Comedy Central PresentsS3 E6
Jim Gaffigan - Manatees
Jim Gaffigan describes the struggles of losing the remote control, questions the programming on Lifetime and explains why manatees are endangered.
07/11/2000
01:26
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Jim Gaffigan - New York City
If you're a white guy like Jim Gaffigan, you have no excuse for being angry.
07/11/2000
02:07
Comedy Central PresentsS3 E6
Jim Gaffigan - The Pope
Jim Gaffigan's dad used to make him do readings at church against his will.
07/11/2000
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Comedy Central PresentsS3 E7
Dom Irrera - The Name "Dom"
Dom Irrera once got mistaken for Don Ameche.
07/18/2000
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Comedy Central PresentsS3 E7
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
07/18/2000
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Dom Irrera - Worry
Dom's mother instilled a lot of sickness in Dom's head when he was a kid.
07/18/2000
04:20
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Dom Irrera - Party Disease
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
07/18/2000
02:36
Comedy Central PresentsS3 E7
Dom Irrera - Embrace Life
Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.
07/18/2000
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