The Colbert Report

Bill Posey Alligator Rumors

Season 5 • 03/19/2009

Stephen wants to quell any rumors that Congressman Bill Posey is part alligator.

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Intro - 3/19/09

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John McCardell

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Bill Posey Alligator Rumors

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Me Time - Emily Yoffe on Narcissistic Personality Disorder

What's wrong with thinking that you are better than everyone else if it's the truth?
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30 Minute Applause

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Intro - 3/30/09

Is narcissism hurting America? More importantly, how does Stephen's hair look?
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Me Time - American Narcissism

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