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Bill Posey Alligator Rumors

Season 5 • 03/19/2009

Stephen wants to quell any rumors that Congressman Bill Posey is part alligator.

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Tip/Wag - Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy
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Mississippi ends child selling, talk shows move to Connecticut, and the SciFi Channel changes its name.
03/18/2009
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Sam's Club Time
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That's it for time until Stephen runs to Sam's Club and picks up some more.
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Predator X Discovery
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Jesus buried the bones of Predator X under the ocean 6,000 years ago to test our faith.
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Juan Cole
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03/18/2009
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When Animals Attack Our Morals - Chimps, Lizards & Spiders
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A chimp throws rocks at Swedes, male lizards imitate females, and spiders perform miracles.
03/19/2009
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Intro - 3/19/09
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A new bill would require presidential candidates to produce birth records. Mitt Romney, you can just show your serial number.
03/19/2009
05:45

John McCardell
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John McCardell believes the current drinking age law drives alcohol consumption out of public view, putting young people at greater risk.
03/19/2009
06:07

Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele's Response
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In accordance with hip-hop's longstanding fairness doctrine, Stephen presents Michael Steele's rap response, remixed on behalf of Michael Steele.
03/19/2009
00:23

Space Module: Colbert - Vote Now
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Don't forget to vote for NASA's space node to be named after Stephen.
03/19/2009
03:17

Bill Posey Alligator Rumors
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Stephen demands a DNA test to determine whether Congressman Bill Posey is part alligator.
03/19/2009
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Derrick Pitts
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03/30/2009
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Space Module: Colbert - Democracy in Orbit
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Representative Chaka Fattah insists that Stephen won the NASA node-naming contest fair and square.
03/30/2009
03:51

Me Time - Emily Yoffe on Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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What's wrong with thinking that you are better than everyone else if it's the truth?
03/30/2009
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30 Minute Applause
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Late viewers, just pretend that you applauded for Stephen for 30 minutes.
03/30/2009
00:35

Intro - 3/30/09
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Is narcissism hurting America? More importantly, how does Stephen's hair look?
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03:08

Me Time - American Narcissism
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We need ambition, self-confidence and extreme good looks to rebuild America.
03/30/2009
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Violence in Mexico
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Cross border drug traffic and violence could lead to the explosion of Lou Dobbs' head.
03/30/2009
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Intro - 3/31/09
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Glenn Beck embarks on a new crusade, and David Plotz discusses every word of the Bible.
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The 10.31 Project
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Obama's Epic Dog Quest
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