The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
Season 3 • 06/07/2007
Representative Adam Smith will not confirm nor deny the existence of military shrink rays.
Carl BernsteinThe Colbert ReportS3
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
Intro - 6/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
Sinner EdwardsThe Colbert ReportS3
Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
Tip/Wag - Deep PurpleThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
The Word - AiroganceThe Colbert ReportS3
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
Pope JumpThe Colbert ReportS3
Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
Cullen MurphyThe Colbert ReportS3
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
Sign Off - VomitoriumThe Colbert ReportS3
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
The Word - RodhamThe Colbert ReportS3
Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
Intro - 6/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam SmithThe Colbert ReportS3
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
Michael GershonThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
Albania Greets President BushThe Colbert ReportS3
On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
Revenge on Knox CollegeThe Colbert ReportS3
His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
Commencement SpeechesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
The Word - Easy AThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
Intro - 6/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This WallThe Colbert ReportS3
On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This CakeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
Tommy Chong, CommentatorThe Colbert ReportS3
In the swirling media coverage surrounding Paris Hilton's latest arrest, one man's thoughts stayed high above the fray on cable news -- Tommy Chong's.
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