The Colbert Report

Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett

Season 7 • 02/23/2011

San Francisco police throw Mark Burdett to the ground and charge him with jaywalking.

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Bing West

Bing West believes America diverted itself from the war by trying to make a modern nation out of Afghanistan.
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Wisco Inferno - Jon Erpenbach

Stephen uses his patented Democrat call to smoke Wisconsin State Senator Jon Erpenbach out of hiding.
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Intro - 2/22/11

Stephen takes on the greedy unions, Wisconsin Democrats waddle out of the state, and Bing West shows the way out of Afghanistan.
02/22/2011
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A Less Perfect Union

The Wisconsin state workers' request to keep collective bargaining rights may sound reasonable, but that's just the accent.
02/22/2011
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Sign Off - Democrat Call

Stephen signs off with his Democrat call.
02/22/2011
00:37

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Sign Off - Rebroadcasts

If you are watching the 1:30 p.m. rebroadcast, clearly you called in sick to work.
02/23/2011
00:31

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Intro - 2/23/11

Stephen brings a criminal to a biker bar down the street, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s.
02/23/2011
05:49

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Stephanie Coontz

Stephanie Coontz says that women in the 1960s who wanted more in life than to be a housewife were diagnosed with penis envy.
02/23/2011
04:53

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Bust in Show

Since government workers refuse to live up to the greedy goon stereotype, the Tea Party must do it for them.
02/23/2011
02:35

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USA Today Infographic Sells Out

Now that USA Today's infographic is in the pocket of Big Suit, Stephen will have to get his news from Snapple caps.
02/23/2011
05:03

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Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett

Anarchist Mark Burdett is thrown to the ground by police at a San Francisco protest and charged with jaywalking.
02/23/2011
03:27

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Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks

A corporate hacker tries to take down WikiLeaks by faking documents and blackmailing American journalists.
02/24/2011
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Republicans Flirt With Presidential Candidacy

For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get.
02/24/2011
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Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
02/24/2011
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Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks - Glenn Greenwald

Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret.
02/24/2011
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Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over

The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste.
02/24/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - Elephant Beat

Stephen signs off with Elephant Beat.
02/24/2011
00:13

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Sign Off - Tomorrow's Goodnight Preview

Join Stephen this same time tomorrow for another goodnight.
02/28/2011
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Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans

Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
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Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction

Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
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Intro - 2/28/11

Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
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