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Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett
Season 7 • 02/23/2011
San Francisco police throw Mark Burdett to the ground and charge him with jaywalking.
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05:46
Bing West
The Colbert Report
S7
Bing West believes America diverted itself from the war by trying to make a modern nation out of Afghanistan.
02/22/2011
05:30
Wisco Inferno - Jon Erpenbach
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen uses his patented Democrat call to smoke Wisconsin State Senator Jon Erpenbach out of hiding.
02/22/2011
00:28
Intro - 2/22/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen takes on the greedy unions, Wisconsin Democrats waddle out of the state, and Bing West shows the way out of Afghanistan.
02/22/2011
04:41
A Less Perfect Union
The Colbert Report
S7
The Wisconsin state workers' request to keep collective bargaining rights may sound reasonable, but that's just the accent.
02/22/2011
00:08
Sign Off - Democrat Call
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off with his Democrat call.
02/22/2011
00:37
Sign Off - Rebroadcasts
The Colbert Report
S7
If you are watching the 1:30 p.m. rebroadcast, clearly you called in sick to work.
02/23/2011
00:31
Intro - 2/23/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen brings a criminal to a biker bar down the street, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s.
02/23/2011
05:49
Stephanie Coontz
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephanie Coontz says that women in the 1960s who wanted more in life than to be a housewife were diagnosed with penis envy.
02/23/2011
04:53
Bust in Show
The Colbert Report
S7
Since government workers refuse to live up to the greedy goon stereotype, the Tea Party must do it for them.
02/23/2011
02:35
USA Today Infographic Sells Out
The Colbert Report
S7
Now that USA Today's infographic is in the pocket of Big Suit, Stephen will have to get his news from Snapple caps.
02/23/2011
05:03
Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett
The Colbert Report
S7
Anarchist Mark Burdett is thrown to the ground by police at a San Francisco protest and charged with jaywalking.
02/23/2011
03:27
Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks
The Colbert Report
S7
A corporate hacker tries to take down WikiLeaks by faking documents and blackmailing American journalists.
02/24/2011
04:14
Republicans Flirt With Presidential Candidacy
The Colbert Report
S7
For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get.
02/24/2011
05:08
Mike Huckabee
The Colbert Report
S7
Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
02/24/2011
03:54
Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks - Glenn Greenwald
The Colbert Report
S7
Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret.
02/24/2011
03:24
Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over
The Colbert Report
S7
The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste.
02/24/2011
00:05
Sign Off - Elephant Beat
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off with Elephant Beat.
02/24/2011
00:13
Sign Off - Tomorrow's Goodnight Preview
The Colbert Report
S7
Join Stephen this same time tomorrow for another goodnight.
02/28/2011
04:19
Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans
The Colbert Report
S7
Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
04:00
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
00:37
Intro - 2/28/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
02/28/2011
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