The Colbert Report
The Word - Sisters Are Doing It to Themselves
Season 9 • 11/28/2012
Fox News writer Suzanne Venker blames the sexual revolution for why so many women can't get married.
Canada's GrinchThe Colbert ReportS9
A 24-year-old man delivers sickening Yuletide news: There is no Santa Claus in Canada.
Sign Off - Country ChordsThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen kicks up his feet and plays guitar.
The Fiscal Cliff CompromiseThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama wants to raise taxes on the wealthy just because he ran and won on that promise, and Republicans might let him do it.
The Fiscal Cliff Compromise - Reihan SalamThe Colbert ReportS9
National Review writer Reihan Salam introduces his book, "Grand New Party: How Republicans Can Win the Working Class and Save the American Dream."
Dolly PartonThe Colbert ReportS9
The legendary singer-songwriter discusses her Tennessee hometown of Sevierville and her nonprofit literacy foundation, Imagination Library.
Filibuster ReformThe Colbert ReportS9
Majority Leader Harry Reid has faced 386 filibusters, which includes Minority Leader Mitch McConnell stopping by family dinners to block passage of the mashed potatoes.
Intro - 11/28/12The Colbert ReportS9
The war on men is like the war on women, Senate members debate the filibuster, and Frank Oz plugs "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut."
Frank OzThe Colbert ReportS9
Frank Oz discusses his famous performances as Yoda, Fozzie Bear, and more, and explains why he prefers "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut" over the original.
Record Powerball JackpotThe Colbert ReportS9
After he wins the record lotto prize, Stephen will no longer have to slave away for the man 30 minutes a day, four days a week.
Sign Off - Stephen's MuppetThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's doppelganger says goodnight.
The Word - Sisters Are Doing It to ThemselvesThe Colbert ReportS9
According to Fox News's Suzanne Venker, modern women scare quality men away from marriage and undermine their ability to support a family.
Sign Off - Acceptance SpeechThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen thanks his agent, lawn guy and family.
Sean CarrollThe Colbert ReportS9
Cosmologist Sean Carroll discusses his book, "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World."
Intro - 11/29/12The Colbert ReportS9
Guns go to college, a major magazine slights Stephen, and theoretical physicist Sean Carroll shares his latest book.
Top 10 of 2012 & Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"The Colbert ReportS9
While the media compiles countdown lists, Stephen competes for Time magazine's attention and goes after Bill O'Reilly's book, "Killing Kennedy."
Moon-Shattering NewsThe Colbert ReportS9
America fell from greatness when milquetoast Dwight D. Eisenhower wimped out on the country's nuclear lunar program.
Tip/Wag - Gay Rights Pioneers & Gun DormsThe Colbert ReportS9
Boeing's blatant devaluing of gay staff is great for the company's bottom line, and college is the time to do shots and get shot.
Ian McKellenThe Colbert ReportS9
An annoying Tolkien super fan knows more about Sir Ian McKellen's character in "The Hobbit" than he does.
The Word - Base InstinctsThe Colbert ReportS9
In the good old bad days of the 80s, Republicans could turn out the suburban white vote simply by showing images of fearsome felons.
Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - StingThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen raises the lost Gondolin blade.
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