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The Conservative Teen
Season 8 • 03/28/2012
Kids, this ain't your father's magazine -- it was just written by him.
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04:22
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's Heart
Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
03/27/2012
00:05
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
03/27/2012
00:32
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 3/27/12
A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
03/27/2012
07:23
The Colbert Report
S8
Charles Murray
Charles Murray talks about his book, "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 to 2010," and suggests a way to address the growing division between the classes.
03/27/2012
04:55
The Colbert Report
S8
Barack Obama-Gun Control Conspiracy
The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared.
03/27/2012
03:36
The Colbert Report
S8
Thought for Food - Tacocopter
Tacocopter's drone helicopter taco delivery is the first step to achieving intercontinental ballistic munchies, but there are some safety concerns.
03/27/2012
05:33
The Colbert Report
S8
The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare - Emily Bazelon
Luckily, Emily Bazelon wasn't arguing for Obamacare's individual mandate in the Supreme Court, because she might have won.
03/28/2012
04:40
The Colbert Report
S8
The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare
The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter."
03/28/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight Snack
Stephen says goodnight and pours himself a bowl of cereal.
03/28/2012
07:19
The Colbert Report
S8
Mark Ruffalo
Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania.
03/28/2012
02:47
The Colbert Report
S8
The Conservative Teen
Finally there's a publication for kids who are sick of doing their own thing and just want to conform to conservative ideals.
03/28/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack
Stephen says goodnight brandishing the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
03/29/2012
04:18
The Colbert Report
S8
The Mega Millions Lottery
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
03/29/2012
00:34
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 3/29/12
Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel.
03/29/2012
07:03
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Texan Supporters & Super Fun Pack
Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC.
03/29/2012
05:37
The Colbert Report
S8
Peter Beinart
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
03/29/2012
03:08
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney Tells a Funny Story
Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers.
03/29/2012
05:33
The Colbert Report
S8
Yahweh or No Way - Christian Card Counters, Pope Benedict on Marxism & Pope Cologne
"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne.
04/02/2012
00:34
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 4/2/12
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president.
04/02/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/02/2012
05:33
The Colbert Report
S8
Gary Johnson
Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
04/02/2012
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