The Colbert Report
The Conservative Teen
Season 8 • 03/28/2012
Kids, this ain't your father's magazine -- it was just written by him.
Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's HeartThe Colbert ReportS8
Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
Intro - 3/27/12The Colbert ReportS8
A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
Charles MurrayThe Colbert ReportS8
Charles Murray talks about his book, "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 to 2010," and suggests a way to address the growing division between the classes.
Barack Obama-Gun Control ConspiracyThe Colbert ReportS8
The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared.
Thought for Food - TacocopterThe Colbert ReportS8
Tacocopter's drone helicopter taco delivery is the first step to achieving intercontinental ballistic munchies, but there are some safety concerns.
The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare - Emily BazelonThe Colbert ReportS8
Luckily, Emily Bazelon wasn't arguing for Obamacare's individual mandate in the Supreme Court, because she might have won.
The Supreme Court Weighs In on ObamacareThe Colbert ReportS8
The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter."
Sign Off - Goodnight SnackThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and pours himself a bowl of cereal.
Mark RuffaloThe Colbert ReportS8
Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania.
The Conservative TeenThe Colbert ReportS8
Finally there's a publication for kids who are sick of doing their own thing and just want to conform to conservative ideals.
Sign Off - Colbert Super PAC Super Fun PackThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight brandishing the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
The Mega Millions LotteryThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Intro - 3/29/12The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel.
Colbert Super PAC - Texan Supporters & Super Fun PackThe Colbert ReportS8
Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC.
Peter BeinartThe Colbert ReportS8
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
Mitt Romney Tells a Funny StoryThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers.
Yahweh or No Way - Christian Card Counters, Pope Benedict on Marxism & Pope CologneThe Colbert ReportS8
"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne.
Intro - 4/2/12The Colbert ReportS8
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
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