The Colbert Report
The Conservative Teen
Season 8 • 03/28/2012
Kids, this ain't your father's magazine -- it was just written by him.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's Heart
Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 3/27/12
A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
The Colbert ReportS8 Charles Murray
Charles Murray talks about his book, "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 to 2010," and suggests a way to address the growing division between the classes.
The Colbert ReportS8 Barack Obama-Gun Control Conspiracy
The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Tacocopter
Tacocopter's drone helicopter taco delivery is the first step to achieving intercontinental ballistic munchies, but there are some safety concerns.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare - Emily Bazelon
Luckily, Emily Bazelon wasn't arguing for Obamacare's individual mandate in the Supreme Court, because she might have won.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare
The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter."
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight Snack
Stephen says goodnight and pours himself a bowl of cereal.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mark Ruffalo
Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Conservative Teen
Finally there's a publication for kids who are sick of doing their own thing and just want to conform to conservative ideals.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack
Stephen says goodnight brandishing the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Mega Millions Lottery
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 3/29/12
Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Texan Supporters & Super Fun Pack
Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Offers Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack
Stephen finds a way for colleges across the nation to have their own Colbert Super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS8 Peter Beinart
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney Tells a Funny Story
Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers.
The Colbert ReportS8 Yahweh or No Way - Christian Card Counters, Pope Benedict on Marxism & Pope Cologne
"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/2/12
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president.
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