The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/2/07
Season 3 E 100 • 08/02/2007

Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.

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00:31

The Colbert ReportS3 E99
Intro - 8/1/07

Stephen thinks an infestation of pigeons is Michael Bay's latest summer blockbuster.
08/01/2007
05:45

The Colbert ReportS3 E99
Dr. Jerry Vizzone

The master of the metacarpals, Dr. Jerry Vizzone, joins Stephen to talk about wrist violence.
08/01/2007
05:59

The Colbert ReportS3 E99
Michael Beschloss

Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
08/01/2007
00:14

The Colbert ReportS3 E99
30-Minute Anniversary

Stephen wishes the Nation a happy 30-minute anniversary, but wonders where his present is.
08/01/2007
01:39

The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Farewell Ingmar Bergman

Stephen bids farewell to legendary Swedish filmmaker Ingmar Bergman.
08/03/2007
05:18

The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Michael Behe

The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
08/02/2007
01:19

The Colbert ReportS3 E100
ThighMasters for the Troops

Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
08/02/2007
03:50

The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Rick MacArthur

Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
08/02/2007
01:57

The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Sport Report - Barry Smash

Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
08/02/2007
04:31

The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Superhighway

Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
08/02/2007
00:34

The Colbert ReportS3 E100
Intro - 8/2/07

Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
08/02/2007
06:34

The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega

Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
08/07/2007
00:50

The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega

Stephen asks Representative Faleomavaega about his butt tattoos.
08/07/2007
00:19

The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals

Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
08/07/2007
02:44

The Colbert ReportS3 E101
The Word - The Dark Side

In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
08/07/2007
05:56

The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Ian Bogost

Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
08/07/2007
00:36

The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Intro - 8/7/07

In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
08/07/2007
02:57

The Colbert ReportS3 E101
Yearly Kos Convention

Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
08/07/2007
04:48

The Colbert ReportS3 E102
Wrist Watch - Fighting Back

Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
08/08/2007
03:35

The Colbert ReportS3 E102
Bears & Balls - Bootlegging

The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
08/08/2007
05:00

The Colbert ReportS3 E102
Jim Cramer

Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
08/08/2007
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