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Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges

Season 4 • 08/05/2008

John McCain sticks it to all the left-wing nut jobs who advocate proper tire inflation.

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03:34

The Word - We the People
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Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
08/04/2008
03:11

Democrats' Five-Week Recess
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The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
08/04/2008
07:09

Lucas Conley
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Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
08/04/2008
02:08

Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack
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Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
08/04/2008
00:39

Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
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Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
08/05/2008
03:18

Canton, Kansas Apology
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Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
08/05/2008
06:09

David Carr
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Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
08/05/2008
04:45

The Word - Divided We Win
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Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
08/05/2008
01:31

Starbucks Promotion
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Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
08/05/2008
00:33

Intro - 8/5/08
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The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
08/05/2008
02:47

Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges
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To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
08/05/2008
05:48

Spida of Love - Jason Bond
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Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
08/06/2008
00:11

Spanish Audio
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If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
08/06/2008
03:50

Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect
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The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
08/06/2008
00:30

Intro - 8/6/08
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Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
08/06/2008
03:21

Ignorance History Month
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It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
08/06/2008
06:09

Kevin Costner
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Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
08/06/2008
00:04

Reading Newsweek
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Stephen is caught reading the latest Newsweek.
08/07/2008
07:42

Sport Report - Devin Gordon
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Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
08/07/2008
01:40

Osama bin Laden's Driver Guilty
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Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
08/07/2008
06:07

Thomas Frank
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Stephen asks Thomas Frank what the conservatives have done to make government worse.
08/07/2008
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