Dividing the Town
Season 7 E 4 • 04/09/2003
The pro-war side and the anti-war side fight it out.
South ParkS7 E3Toaster Tarts and Chips
Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
South ParkS7 E3Death by Wiffle Bat
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
South ParkS7 E3Silly Voice
Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
South ParkS7 E3Butters Confesses
The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
South ParkS7 E3How Could You Feel Bad?
Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
South ParkS7 E3Welcome to Detention
The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
South ParkS7 E4Protestors Hug
Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
South ParkS7 E4Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song
The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
South ParkS7 E4All You Little Flag Burners
When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
South ParkS7 E4Walkout Against The War
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
South ParkS7 E4Dividing the Town
The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
South ParkS7 E4Full Fledge Retard
In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
South ParkS7 E4Bring the Shizzle
Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
South ParkS7 E4Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)
Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
South ParkS7 E4Official Messenger Boy
In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
South ParkS7 E4Only 2 Left in The Study Group
The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
South ParkS7 E4Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day
Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
South ParkS7 E4How Very Very Relevant
Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
South ParkS7 E4SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
South ParkS7 E4Saying One Thing and Doing Another
Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
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