The Colbert Report

Intro - 8/9/11

Season 7 • 08/09/2011

Record temperatures sweep the heartland, and The Cars rock out.

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04:36

Sport Report - Baseball's Lowest Records & MLB's Twitter Feed
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Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed.
08/04/2011
04:21

Colbert Super PAC - The Heroes Respond
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Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money.
08/04/2011
06:00

Colbert Super PAC - Rick Perry for President
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Stephen already licked the Rick Perry for President donut, so all the other Super PAC bitches better back off.
08/08/2011
06:54

Nassir Ghaemi
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Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal."
08/08/2011
03:35

America's Credit Downgrade
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The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation.
08/08/2011
04:12

Doomsday Bargain Bunkers
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With three doomsday believers to a room, Vivos economy-class underground bunkers are like freshman year at Bob Jones University.
08/08/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Stephen Sniffs a Marker
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Stephen gets high off a Sharpie and says goodnight.
08/08/2011
05:39

The Word - Head in the Cloud
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Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships.
08/09/2011
04:59

Heatsteria
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Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda.
08/09/2011
05:03

Ric Ocasek
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The Cars' Ric Ocasek remembers the '80s music scene and promises Stephen any future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards.
08/09/2011
00:33

Intro - 8/9/11
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Record temperatures sweep the heartland, the Internet doesn't make for better human beings, and legendary rockers The Cars perform.
08/09/2011
06:07

Elliot Ackerman
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AmericansElect.org CEO Elliot Ackerman believes that individuals should have the power and tools to draft and directly nominate their own presidential candidate.
08/10/2011
04:16

God's Job Performance - Jim Martin
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Father Jim Martin believes that God's job is sustaining the universe, but His performance can't be judged.
08/10/2011
00:08

Sign Off - E-Mailing Colbert Nation
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Stephen types up e-mails on his MacBook Air and says goodnight.
08/10/2011
00:34

Intro - 8/10/11
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God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates.
08/10/2011
05:03

Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll Numbers
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The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God.
08/10/2011
01:55

Hooker-Drawer Market
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The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand.
08/10/2011
02:40

Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Donation Addiction
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Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns.
08/10/2011
06:04

Gloria Steinem
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Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do.
08/11/2011
05:39

Colbert Super PAC - Confused by Rick Parry with an "A" for America
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The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics.
08/11/2011
00:59

Super PAC Ad - Behind The Green Corn
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Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow gives Iowans the cornography they deserve.
08/11/2011
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