The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/12/07

Season 3 • 04/12/2007

No wonder Stephen can't get a light bulb changed.

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Sport Report - Spirit Loses
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The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
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Sign Off - Not Literally
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Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
04/11/2007
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The Word - Season Pass
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Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
04/11/2007
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Intro - 4/11/07
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Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
04/11/2007
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Vali Nasr
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Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
04/11/2007
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Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers
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Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
04/12/2007
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06:07

Dr. Richard Land
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Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
04/12/2007
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06:40

A Girl for Stephen Jr.
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Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
04/12/2007
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The Word - Body Armor
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Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
04/12/2007
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The Pope and Iraq
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If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
04/12/2007
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00:27

Intro - 4/12/07
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Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
04/12/2007
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00:11

Sign Off - Fondest Memories
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Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
04/16/2007
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03:20

Paulina Likes Stephen
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Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
04/16/2007
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01:28

Mope Retraction
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Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
04/16/2007
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00:35

Intro - 4/16/07
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Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
04/16/2007
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02:09

The Metaphor-Off Is On
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Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand.
04/16/2007
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01:34

Alpha Dog of the Week - Paul Wolfowitz
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Stephen makes Paul Wolfowitz his Alpha Dog of the Week for lifting his leg on the World Bank.
04/16/2007
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03:51

The Word - Clean Slate
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Stephen feels the only way Alberto Gonzales can get a clean slate is to clean his own slate.
04/16/2007
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06:21

John Kerry
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John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
04/16/2007
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06:03

Elaine Pagels
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Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.
04/17/2007
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00:38

Sign Off - Stephen's Taxes
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Everyone clear a path between Stephen's studio and the 34th Street post office!
04/17/2007
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