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The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/12/07
Season 3 • 04/12/2007
No wonder Stephen can't get a light bulb changed.
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03:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Sport Report - Spirit Loses
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
00:11
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Not Literally
Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
04/11/2007
03:39
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S3
The Word - Season Pass
Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
04/11/2007
00:34
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S3
Intro - 4/11/07
Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
04/11/2007
07:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Vali Nasr
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
04/11/2007
00:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers
Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
04/12/2007
06:07
The Colbert Report
S3
Dr. Richard Land
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
04/12/2007
06:40
The Colbert Report
S3
A Girl for Stephen Jr.
Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
04/12/2007
03:19
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S3
The Word - Body Armor
Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
04/12/2007
03:00
The Colbert Report
S3
The Pope and Iraq
If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
04/12/2007
00:27
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S3
Intro - 4/12/07
Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
04/12/2007
00:11
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Fondest Memories
Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
04/16/2007
03:20
The Colbert Report
S3
Paulina Likes Stephen
Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
04/16/2007
01:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Mope Retraction
Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
04/16/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/16/07
Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
04/16/2007
02:09
The Colbert Report
S3
The Metaphor-Off Is On
Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand.
04/16/2007
01:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Paul Wolfowitz
Stephen makes Paul Wolfowitz his Alpha Dog of the Week for lifting his leg on the World Bank.
04/16/2007
03:51
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Clean Slate
Stephen feels the only way Alberto Gonzales can get a clean slate is to clean his own slate.
04/16/2007
06:21
The Colbert Report
S3
John Kerry
John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
04/16/2007
06:03
The Colbert Report
S3
Elaine Pagels
Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.
04/17/2007
00:38
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Stephen's Taxes
Everyone clear a path between Stephen's studio and the 34th Street post office!
04/17/2007
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