The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 04/26/2004
Pro-choice women stand with our enemies in the terror network, who value no life at all.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Indictable Boy
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Safety Dance - Radioactivity
Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Safety Dance - Biometrics
Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Crash At My Place
Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Happy Bearth Day
Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Bob Kerrey Pt. 2
Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Unhappy Hour
If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Bob Kerrey Pt. 1
The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Nothing Complicated
A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Fertile Ground
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Draft Cards
Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Getting Drafty?
The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Heeb Magazine
Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Warp of the Worlds
NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Lost Vegas
Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values -- and puts a premium on human dignity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Symbol Minds
The new Iraq flag features a cartoon face representing how surprised Iraqis without water and electricity are to have a new flag.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Overdrawn
John Kerry's bank account, aka his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is under scrutiny for not officially releasing her tax returns.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
Fareed Zakaria discusses the infeasibility of fighting terrorism in a traditional military way.
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