The Colbert Report
The Word - U.S. Airweighs
Season 4 • 06/11/2008
Being forced to weigh in every time you want to travel will be a great motivation to lose that spare tire.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Elitist Menace Among Us
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
The Colbert ReportS4 Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
The Colbert ReportS4 New Giant iPhone
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
The Colbert ReportS4 Alan Rabinowitz
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/10/08
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Hajdu
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
The Colbert ReportS4 Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
The Colbert ReportS4 Memorized Script
Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
The Colbert ReportS4 Israel's New Bird
Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/11/08
Airlines suffer from high fuel prices and other countries are dying to find out who is going to ignore them next.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - U.S. Airweighs
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
The Colbert ReportS4 Dickson Despommier
Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
The Colbert ReportS4 We the MEdiator
Clint Eastwood is not Spike Lee's father and they are not on a plantation, although that'd make a hilarious antebellum buddy comedy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge!
You the heroes have stepped up to answer John McCain's call to spice up his speech in Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/12/08
Are Native Americans' needs being met this election? If not, would they settle for some lovely beads?
The Colbert ReportS4 Winona LaDuke
Stephen asks former Green Party vice presidential candidate and Native American activist Winona LaDuke what it's like to be an oppressed elitist.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/16/08
Stephen questions whether the U.S. should boycott the Olympics, introduces enemies at home, and discusses intelligent design with Kenneth Miller.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Ploy-cott
Let the other countries boycott the Beijing Olympics, but America has to go.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Enemy Within - Wizard Teachers
Stephen interviews a substitute teacher in Florida who was fired for wizardry.
The Colbert ReportS4 Kenneth Miller
Kenneth Miller compares advocates of intelligent design to welfare queens waiting for the government to give them a handout.
You may also like4 Videos
South ParkThe Fate of South Park Hangs in the Balance!
Cartman's major fight with his mom isn't the only conflict threatening the town's very existence in South Park: The Streaming Wars, available June 1 only on Paramount+.
Hot Mess HolidayDiwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.
A Clüsterfünke ChristmasA Clüsterfünke Christmas Is TV's Holiday-est Movie
Featuring a hunky lumberjack, a quaint family business and more, everybody's favorite holiday tropes come together in Comedy Central's festive TV-movie parody, A Clüsterfünke Christmas.