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The Word - Fight to the Furnish

Season 4 • 07/22/2008

Luxury pods are the best weapon we have to win the war on terror.

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07:06

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Better Know a Lobby - Sierra Club

Stephen asks Sierra Club Executive Director Carl Pope if George W. Bush is a green president or the greenest president.
07/21/2008
01:07

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Exclusive - Better Know a Lobby - Sierra Club

A black bear puppet poignantly sings to Sierra Club Executive Director Carl Pope.
07/21/2008
06:08

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Jim Webb

If Senator Jim Webb doesn't want to be Barack Obama's vice president, Stephen does.
07/21/2008
05:49

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Barack Obama's Elitist Summer Abroad

Let the mainstream media fawn all over Barack Obama, some of us have more exciting candidates to cover.
07/21/2008
00:32

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Intro - 7/21/08

Barack Obama embarks on a world tour; the media sells out in record time.
07/21/2008
05:49

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Margaret Spellings

Stephen asks Margaret Spellings if federally mandated spanking would help our kids do better in school.
07/22/2008
00:38

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Intro - 7/22/08

The Air Force unveils a new strategy in the war on terror. Terrorists, kindly switch over to "Nightline."
07/22/2008
02:43

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Elton John's New Ice Cream

If Ben and Jerry make Stephen share a freezer with Sir Elton John, he insists they print on his label "May contain trace amounts of sequins."
07/22/2008
02:52

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South Carolina is So Gay

South Carolina is a state where big strapping straight men reenact Civil War battles and then shower together for historical accuracy.
07/22/2008
02:55

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Obama's Trip

All of the big anchors are covering Barack Obama's trip, which means Stephen Colbert is America's most trusted remaining name in news.
07/22/2008
04:30

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The Word - Fight to the Furnish

Thank you, Air Force, for using your anti-terror funds to defeat Al Qaeda in style.
07/22/2008
02:19

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Exclusive - Nas Plays Rock Band

The Illmatic MC trades his microphone for a guitar. Is that hip hop?
07/23/2008
04:19

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ColorofChange.org Petition

Nas responds to Bill O'Reilly like the gangsta that he is -- with a petition.
07/23/2008
00:32

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Intro - 7/23/08

How bad is our economy? Stephen gives you his two cents, which used to be a dollar.
07/23/2008
04:38

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Nas Pt. 1

Stephen wants to know why Nas challenged Bill O'Reilly to a debate instead of a freestyle rap contest.
07/23/2008
04:43

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The Word - Join the European Union

If the European Union doesn't let us in, we'll sue them for geographic discrimination.
07/23/2008
02:18

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Starbucks Closings

The "Save Our Starbucks" campaign is the kind of grass-roots activism Stephen likes -- the kind that helps sprawling corporate behemoths.
07/23/2008
05:24

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Laurie Goodstein

Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
07/24/2008
06:08

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Garrett Reisman

Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
07/24/2008
03:14

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ThreatDown - Greek Courts

You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
07/24/2008
03:17

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John McCain's Sausage Party

While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
07/24/2008
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