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The Word - Fight to the Furnish
Season 4 • 07/22/2008
Luxury pods are the best weapon we have to win the war on terror.
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01:48
The Colbert Report
S4
Esquire Cover
If Esquire is going to compare Stephen to a famous boxer, at least make it an American hero like Cassius Clay.
07/17/2008
07:06
The Colbert Report
S4
Better Know a Lobby - Sierra Club
Stephen asks Sierra Club Executive Director Carl Pope if George W. Bush is a green president or the greenest president.
07/21/2008
06:08
The Colbert Report
S4
Jim Webb
If Senator Jim Webb doesn't want to be Barack Obama's vice president, Stephen does.
07/21/2008
05:49
The Colbert Report
S4
Barack Obama's Elitist Summer Abroad
Let the mainstream media fawn all over Barack Obama, some of us have more exciting candidates to cover.
07/21/2008
00:32
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 7/21/08
Barack Obama embarks on a world tour; the media sells out in record time.
07/21/2008
05:49
The Colbert Report
S4
Margaret Spellings
Stephen asks Margaret Spellings if federally mandated spanking would help our kids do better in school.
07/22/2008
00:38
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 7/22/08
The Air Force unveils a new strategy in the war on terror. Terrorists, kindly switch over to "Nightline."
07/22/2008
02:43
The Colbert Report
S4
Elton John's New Ice Cream
If Ben and Jerry make Stephen share a freezer with Sir Elton John, he insists they print on his label "May contain trace amounts of sequins."
07/22/2008
02:52
The Colbert Report
S4
South Carolina is So Gay
South Carolina is a state where big strapping straight men reenact Civil War battles and then shower together for historical accuracy.
07/22/2008
02:55
The Colbert Report
S4
Obama's Trip
All of the big anchors are covering Barack Obama's trip, which means Stephen Colbert is America's most trusted remaining name in news.
07/22/2008
04:30
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Fight to the Furnish
Thank you, Air Force, for using your anti-terror funds to defeat Al Qaeda in style.
07/22/2008
04:19
The Colbert Report
S4
ColorofChange.org Petition
Nas responds to Bill O'Reilly like the gangsta that he is -- with a petition.
07/23/2008
00:32
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 7/23/08
How bad is our economy? Stephen gives you his two cents, which used to be a dollar.
07/23/2008
04:38
The Colbert Report
S4
Nas Pt. 1
Stephen wants to know why Nas challenged Bill O'Reilly to a debate instead of a freestyle rap contest.
07/23/2008
04:43
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Join the European Union
If the European Union doesn't let us in, we'll sue them for geographic discrimination.
07/23/2008
02:18
The Colbert Report
S4
Starbucks Closings
The "Save Our Starbucks" campaign is the kind of grass-roots activism Stephen likes -- the kind that helps sprawling corporate behemoths.
07/23/2008
05:24
The Colbert Report
S4
Laurie Goodstein
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
07/24/2008
06:08
The Colbert Report
S4
Garrett Reisman
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
07/24/2008
03:14
The Colbert Report
S4
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
07/24/2008
03:17
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain's Sausage Party
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
07/24/2008
00:15
The Colbert Report
S4
Decoder Rings
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
07/24/2008
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