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Jack Needs a House Sitter
Season 3 E 19 • 03/09/2005
Jack is displeased with how aggressively his potential house-sitter speaks to him.
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01:03
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
02/16/2005
02:55
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
02/16/2005
02:39
Crank Yankers
S3 E17
Elmer's Pacemaker
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
02/23/2005
02:15
Crank Yankers
S3 E17
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough Syrup
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
02/23/2005
02:23
Crank Yankers
S3 E17
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice Coach
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
02/23/2005
02:25
Crank Yankers
S3 E18
Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of Monuments
Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
03/02/2005
02:47
Crank Yankers
S3 E18
Elmer Needs an Assistant
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
03/02/2005
02:59
Crank Yankers
S3 E18
Spoonie Plans a Night Out
Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
03/02/2005
01:56
Crank Yankers
S3 E19
Doughnuts for Special Ed
Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
03/09/2005
00:54
Crank Yankers
S3 E19
Mister Moustache Strikes Again
Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
03/09/2005
02:23
Crank Yankers
S3 E19
Jack Needs a House Sitter
A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
03/09/2005
Highlight
03:42
Crank Yankers
S5 E1
The Truth Recruits Senior Citizens
Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
09/27/2019
Highlight
04:55
Crank Yankers
S5 E1
Chelsea Peretti Wants You to Know She's, Like, Really Hot
Chelsea Peretti inquiries about a job at a restaurant known for its attractive waitresses, and she isn't afraid to flaunt her own hotness.
09/27/2019
Highlight
02:38
Crank Yankers
S5 E2
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) Warns the Neighbors of White Activity
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) calls up her local neighborhood watch to report a guy for doing suspicious activities while white.
10/02/2019
Sneak Peek
04:06
Crank Yankers
S5 E2
Dr. Penis (Bobby Moynihan) Has a Vape Freak-Out
Dr. Penis (Bobby Moynihan) calls a vape shop to complain that their product has forced him to behave like a negligent father and husband.
10/02/2019
Highlight
03:06
Crank Yankers
S5 E3
Abbi Jacobson Investigates Her Missed Connection at the Rental Car Counter
Cheryl (Abbi Jacobson) calls up a rental car agency looking for an employee with whom she felt serious vibes.
10/09/2019
Sneak Peek
02:29
Crank Yankers
S5 E2
Elmer (Jimmy Kimmel) Loves His Diapers
Elmer (Jimmy Kimmel) wants the store that sold him adult diapers to know he has a new lease on life thanks to their product.
10/09/2019
Sneak Peek
02:57
Crank Yankers
S5 E3
Hadassah's Job Requirements
Hadassah (Sarah Silverman) calls about a potential job, but the recitation of her lengthy list of requirements quickly becomes a TMI soliloquy.
10/10/2019
Sneak Peek
02:31
Crank Yankers
S5 E4
Spoonie Luv Needs Maid Service
Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) calls a hotel to see if they'll be cool about his planned lecherous activities, then gets a surprise of his own.
10/16/2019
Highlight
03:42
Crank Yankers
S5 E4
Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) Want a Birthday Cake for Daddy
Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) phone a Dutch bakery to order a birthday cake for their dad, but their ideas might prove too inventive to accommodate.
10/17/2019
Highlight
04:45
Crank Yankers
S5 E5
Fortune Feimster's the Butt of the Joke & Aubrey Plaza Needs Wiccan-Approved Lumber
A butt-dial leads to a blossoming friendship for Fortune Feimster, and Aubrey Plaza has a love-hate relationship with a lumber yard's business practices.
10/31/2019
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