Jack Needs a House Sitter
Season 3 E 19 • 03/09/2005
Jack is displeased with how aggressively his potential house-sitter speaks to him.
Bobby's Weed Pasta ProblemCrank YankersS3 E16
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home MoviesCrank YankersS3 E16
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
Elmer's PacemakerCrank YankersS3 E17
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough SyrupCrank YankersS3 E17
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice CoachCrank YankersS3 E17
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of MonumentsCrank YankersS3 E18
Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
Elmer Needs an AssistantCrank YankersS3 E18
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
Spoonie Plans a Night OutCrank YankersS3 E18
Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
Doughnuts for Special EdCrank YankersS3 E19
Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
Mister Moustache Strikes AgainCrank YankersS3 E19
Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
Jack Needs a House SitterCrank YankersS3 E19
A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
The Truth Recruits Senior CitizensCrank YankersS5 E1
Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
Chelsea Peretti Wants You to Know She's, Like, Really HotCrank YankersS5 E1
Chelsea Peretti inquiries about a job at a restaurant known for its attractive waitresses, and she isn't afraid to flaunt her own hotness.
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) Warns the Neighbors of White ActivityCrank YankersS5 E2
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) calls up her local neighborhood watch to report a guy for doing suspicious activities while white.
Abbi Jacobson Investigates Her Missed Connection at the Rental Car CounterCrank YankersS5 E3
Cheryl (Abbi Jacobson) calls up a rental car agency looking for an employee with whom she felt serious vibes.
Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) Want a Birthday Cake for DaddyCrank YankersS5 E4
Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) phone a Dutch bakery to order a birthday cake for their dad, but their ideas might prove too inventive to accommodate.
Fortune Feimster's the Butt of the Joke & Aubrey Plaza Needs Wiccan-Approved LumberCrank YankersS5 E5
A butt-dial leads to a blossoming friendship for Fortune Feimster, and Aubrey Plaza has a love-hate relationship with a lumber yard's business practices.
Niles's Lice ProblemCrank YankersS5 E6
Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) seeks advice on dealing with his domesticated orangutan's lice infestation.
Bob (Will Forte) Gets a Bird's-Eye ViewCrank YankersS5 E8
Bob (Will Forte) calls the Audubon Society to identify a bird he spots through his Ring video doorbell, which catches a bit more than a feathered friend on his lawn.
Mrs. Birchum's Nut ButterCrank YankersS5 E9
Birchum (Adam Carolla) calls an organic food store in search of a weight control nut butter for his wife.
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