The Colbert Report

Cullen Murphy

Season 3 • 06/07/2007

Cullen Murphy may vene and he may vidi, but Stephen's gonna vici.

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04:55

Carl Bernstein
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Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
06/06/2007
00:32

Intro - 6/6/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
06/06/2007
03:40

Sinner Edwards
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Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
06/06/2007
04:39

Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
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Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
06/06/2007
03:50

The Word - Airogance
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Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
06/06/2007
02:04

Pope Jump
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Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
06/07/2007
07:25

Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
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After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
06/07/2007
00:08

Sign Off - Vomitorium
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The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
06/07/2007
03:52

The Word - Rodham
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Ms. Rodham Clinton Rodham Hamrod Rodham is going to skate to victory unless the news media gives equal time to men.
06/07/2007
00:32

Intro - 6/7/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's new name, talks with Washington's 9th Representative, Adam Smith, and interviews author Cullen Murphy.
06/07/2007
06:00

Cullen Murphy
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Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
06/07/2007
06:21

Michael Gershon
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Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
06/11/2007
02:55

Albania Greets President Bush
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On a recent visit to Albania, throngs of people took to the streets to greet and cheer for President George W. Bush -- and Stephen knows exactly why.
06/11/2007
01:31

Revenge on Knox College
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His attempt to burn his honorary degree from Knox College having failed, Stephen wishes there were some other way to show his disapproval.
06/11/2007
06:08

Commencement Speeches
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Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
06/11/2007
02:50

The Word - Easy A
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Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
06/11/2007
00:29

Intro - 6/11/07
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Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
06/11/2007
03:05

Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Wall
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On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
06/12/2007
00:49

Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This Cake
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Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
06/12/2007
04:29

Tommy Chong, Commentator
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In the swirling media coverage surrounding Paris Hilton's latest arrest, one man's thoughts stayed high above the fray on cable news -- Tommy Chong's.
06/12/2007
05:41

Josh Wolf
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Blogger Josh Wolf served prison time for withholding videotapes of an anarchist protest from authorities, so Stephen is sending a copy of their interview straight to the Feds.
06/12/2007
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