The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 8 • 10/31/2011

Stephen says goodnight.

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00:49

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Don't Buy These Books

Stephen calls on Colbert Nation not to buy The Report's writing staff's books "Sad Monsters" and "Bad for the Jews."
10/26/2011
06:18

The Colbert ReportS8
Sport Report - NFL Fines & Colbert Super PAC's Second NBA Lockout Ad

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad.
10/27/2011
04:41

The Colbert ReportS8
Toby Keith

Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America.
10/27/2011
00:39

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 10/27/11

Police crack down on Occupy Wall Street protesters, new developments emerge from the NBA lockout, and country musician Toby Keith discusses his USO shows.
10/27/2011
04:29

The Colbert ReportS8
Shockupy Wall Street Fad

Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces.
10/27/2011
05:17

The Colbert ReportS8
Neil MacGregor

Director of the British Museum Neil MacGregor explores the significance of historical objects.
10/31/2011
02:15

The Colbert ReportS8
Sexy Costume Discrimination

How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too.
10/31/2011
07:20

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 1

Stephen heads to Wall Street to gain the trust of Occupy Wall Street protesters and take over the movement.
10/31/2011
03:17

The Colbert ReportS8
Tip/Wag - Gun Freedom & Healthcare Bartering

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare.
10/31/2011
02:23

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC - Occupy Wall Street Co-Optportunity

If Dick Armey's FreedomWorks can co-opt the Tea Party, then the Colbert Super PAC can co-opt Occupy Wall Street.
10/31/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen signs off by saying goodnight.
10/31/2011
03:26

The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain Under Attack

Herman Cain's sexual harassment controversy is a classic case of "he said/she's legally prohibited from saying."
11/01/2011
05:18

The Colbert ReportS8
Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer & Chris Thile

Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer and Chris Thile explain goat rodeos and discuss their totally American, genre-proof music.
11/01/2011
00:07

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
11/01/2011
07:35

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 2

Stephen presents the dramatic conclusion of his Occupy Wall Street co-occupation.
11/01/2011
00:39

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 11/1/11

Herman Cain faces more controversy, Stephen resumes his infiltration of Occupy Wall Street, and Yo-Yo Ma's all-star musical group performs.
11/01/2011
04:13

The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's International Affairs

Herman Cain understands domestic issues because he has experience selling pizza, and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.
11/02/2011
05:17

The Colbert ReportS8
The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds You

The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap.
11/02/2011
00:09

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - White Castle & Beer

Stephen says goodnight with a pint of Michael Pollan's home-brewed beer and a White Castle Crave Crate.
11/02/2011
07:08

The Colbert ReportS8
Michael Pollan

Author Michael Pollan tries to cut through the confusion of food advertising claims with commonsense guidelines in his book "Food Rules."
11/02/2011
03:21

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Muffingate

The Department of Justice releases a full-color, 151-page cost report proving no government money was wasted on muffins.
11/02/2011
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